I don’t normally complain about physical pain, being that I prefer to complain about deep psychic wounds and stuff, but yesterday I dropped my wallet on my foot and was convinced I broke my toe.… MORE
Mike: Oh! I met someone who’s also into those vampire books.Me: Was it a wo—Mike [cutting me off]: It was a 12- year-old.
I think you do. These are the birthday cards my mom received from her favorite daughter and my sister. In other news I’m ass high in the midst of couch shopping. Well, let me back… MORE