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ARIYNBF 114 with Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson (youtube superstar) and Dustin Goot (old friend of Alison’s and of the show) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about weight issues (there used to be 150 more lbs of Shane), new media superstardom, Heidi Montag and the Kardashians, chicken, what makes for giant faces (is it Botox?), bullying, romance, romantic bullying (not really), living at home, farts, waterbeds and an array of other important issues. Also Just Me Or Everyone? (click here for the JMOEs we put on the screen), topic sombrero, iTunes Comment of The Week and new segment called, “Hey, Go Fuck Yourself!” which may or may not continue to the dismay of Producer Gary.

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Producer: Gary Smith

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  • Devagirl2016

    i love shanedawson!!! 🙂

  • I love shane so much <3

  • OMG shane dawson 

  • OMG shane dawson

  • Darcy-mccarthy

    aww shane dawson!! xx

  • Michael Pemulis

    Regarding the bread and bananas JMOE: bread, even kept in its sealed wrapper, when stored in close proximity to or on top of something odorous, e.g., bananas, onions, will take on these unwanted flavors. And sure, banana bread is delicious, but not incorporated with a turkey and cheese sandwich. 

  • Devagirl2016

    i love shanedawson!!! 🙂

  • I love shane so much <3

  • OMG shane dawson 

  • OMG shane dawson

  • Darcy-mccarthy

    aww shane dawson!! xx

  • Christine G.

    I haven't actually heard of this show before Shane posted it on his Facebook wall. It's really entertaining, and I'll definitely keep listening! 😀

  • Michael Pemulis

    Regarding the bread and bananas JMOE: bread, even kept in its sealed wrapper, when stored in close proximity to or on top of something odorous, e.g., bananas, onions, will take on these unwanted flavors. And sure, banana bread is delicious, but not incorporated with a turkey and cheese sandwich. 

  • Christine G.

    I haven’t actually heard of this show before Shane posted it on his Facebook wall. It’s really entertaining, and I’ll definitely keep listening! 😀

  • boinkity

    OMG… Dustin Goot!! 

  • Bitha

    shane is so amazing!!!!!

  • Good show with Shane Dawson. “You are not working with that Limey” is the best laugh I've had this week. 

  • boinkity

    OMG… Dustin Goot!! 

  • girlphnx

    I LOVE Dustin on the show!  Please make him a regular!  

  • YAYY! SHANE LOVE YOU 

  • yayy! so proud love you shane!

  • Mnoswad1

    Hey, Go Fuck Yourself………is the funniest shit I've heard on this show yet. 

  • DjWeideman

    Good show with Shane Dawson. “You are not working with that Limey” is the best laugh I’ve had this week. 

  • girlphnx

    I LOVE Dustin on the show!  Please make him a regular!  

  • YAYY! SHANE LOVE YOU 

  • yayy! so proud love you shane!

  • Mnoswad1

    Hey, Go Fuck Yourself………is the funniest shit I’ve heard on this show yet. 

  • Thanks! I had fun doing it! Trying to figure out whether it's an every week kind of segment or just a once in a while thing…

  • Glad you enjoyed him! I always try to get him on the show but his schedule makes it difficult…

  • Welcome! And thank you!

  • Thanks! I had fun doing it! Trying to figure out whether it’s an every week kind of segment or just a once in a while thing…

  • Glad you enjoyed him! I always try to get him on the show but his schedule makes it difficult…

  • Welcome! And thank you!

  • lingroach

    Ugh… Unfortunately I'm probably going to be the only one that thought this episode was a miss. I love Alison and supports all that she does, but Shane has always been annoying. I thought with Alison being the kick ass person she was she'd cancel out his dopiness, it'd be better, but no… Love the show though <3

  • Thatreporterkid

    Great podcast, Alison!

  • Paul Bomar

    I love the HGFY segment. Very funny. I agree that a song would be a fantastic touch. 

  • lingroach

    Ugh… Unfortunately I’m probably going to be the only one that thought this episode was a miss. I love Alison and supports all that she does, but Shane has always been annoying. I thought with Alison being the kick ass person she was she’d cancel out his dopiness, it’d be better, but no… Love the show though <3

  • Sunny Stephens

    good 

  • Thatreporterkid

    Great podcast, Alison!

  • Paul Bomar

    I love the HGFY segment. Very funny. I agree that a song would be a fantastic touch. 

  • Hi Alison. I really enjoyed this podcast. I have enjoyed Shane's videoson You Tube, so it was great to discover that he was your guest. I think Shane is one of the most talented of the “You Tubers”.
    I also found the “Hey, Go Fuck Yourself” segment to be funny, it was also vicariously cathartic – you expressed the kinds of thoughts I have when I hear or read insults directed at you. You are such a witty, charming and giving entertainer – I mean, what the hell?

  • Sunny Stephens

    good 

  • Sanela-f-love

    omg love you shane urrrr awesomeee

  • YouGoChavez

    Hi Alison. I really enjoyed this podcast. I have enjoyed Shane’s videoson You Tube, so it was great to discover that he was your guest. I think Shane is one of the most talented of the “You Tubers”.
    I also found the “Hey, Go Fuck Yourself” segment to be funny, it was also vicariously cathartic – you expressed the kinds of thoughts I have when I hear or read insults directed at you. You are such a witty, charming and giving entertainer – I mean, what the hell?

  • Sanela-f-love

    omg love you shane urrrr awesomeee

  • LOVE IT

  • Takeda

    “Alison’s old friend” or “old friend of Alison”, but “old friend of Alison’s”.

  • Anna K

    Shane Dawson is awesome! 😀 This was really funny!

  • asd

    I wish we got to hear more from Shane!

  • Ashleelunar

    This was awesome! Love the talk on one night stands! Great interview! 😀 ♥ Shane Dawson

  • Faiza330

    SHANE!!! <3

  • Joe

    I didn't recognize Dustin in that picture. Maybe it's the beard or maybe it's because Dustin's ears have grown 4 inches since the last ARIYNBF Ustream show.

    How you doing, Boink??

  • Joe

    I didn’t recognize Dustin in that picture. Maybe it’s the beard or maybe it’s because Dustin’s ears have grown 4 inches since the last ARIYNBF Ustream show.

    How you doing, Boink??

  • Katie

    This is the first time I've listened to one of your podcasts (Shane Dawson brought me here) but I love Shane, love Dustin, and love you! I will definitely be back! “Hey! Go fuck yourself!” needs to make another appearance as well.

  • Katie

    This is the first time I’ve listened to one of your podcasts (Shane Dawson brought me here) but I love Shane, love Dustin, and love you! I will definitely be back! “Hey! Go fuck yourself!” needs to make another appearance as well.

  • Chriz Lee

    it suddenly stopped at 1:09:35, is that it all? i was enjoying so much! And this is the first podcast I listen to in like ever! 😀

  • Meow:]

    😀 woohoo

  • Chriz Lee

    it suddenly stopped at 1:09:35, is that it all? i was enjoying so much! And this is the first podcast I listen to in like ever! 😀

  • Meow:]

    😀 woohoo

  • Daily_alexa

    shane dawson is my life.

  • Sam_Houstonian

    I 100% support this segment. Do it as often as you need to. Your fans and well-wishers are right behind you. Remember: anyone who takes issue with this probably wrote some kind of non-constructive criticism and never thought there'd be a reaction or consequence. It was great and strangely cathartic to hear you unleash. 

    I love the podcast and respect what you're doing. Keep it up.

  • Your Fucking Mom

    stfu 🙂

  • Daily_alexa

    shane dawson is my life.

  • Sam_Houstonian

    I 100% support this segment. Do it as often as you need to. Your fans and well-wishers are right behind you. Remember: anyone who takes issue with this probably wrote some kind of non-constructive criticism and never thought there’d be a reaction or consequence. It was great and strangely cathartic to hear you unleash. 

    I love the podcast and respect what you’re doing. Keep it up.

  • Scomer

    I quite enjoyed the new segment on the show this week!  Of course, I enjoy every segment on every show!  But I think it should be billed as “Hey!  Go Fuck Yourself!”  I think the exclamation point pause gives it the gravity and comedic timing it deserves.  I definitely think it should be a recurring segment; if not weekly, then at least bi-weekly.  Much appreciation and love for the show from far-far-northern California, been listening since the first episode!

    Det är så jag säger det!

  • Your Fucking Mom

    stfu 🙂

  • Racheexo13

    shaneee <3 woooo

  • Racheexo13

    awww shane was in forbes!!<3

  • Penelopethefish

    LOVE the Go fuck yourself segment. Please continue doing it… It helps make us feel like we're not all alone with idiots.

  • Scomer

    I quite enjoyed the new segment on the show this week!  Of course, I enjoy every segment on every show!  But I think it should be billed as “Hey!  Go Fuck Yourself!”  I think the exclamation point pause gives it the gravity and comedic timing it deserves.  I definitely think it should be a recurring segment; if not weekly, then at least bi-weekly.  Much appreciation and love for the show from far-far-northern California, been listening since the first episode!

    Det är så jag säger det!

  • Racheexo13

    shaneee <3 woooo

  • Racheexo13

    awww shane was in forbes!!<3

  • Penelopethefish

    LOVE the Go fuck yourself segment. Please continue doing it… It helps make us feel like we’re not all alone with idiots.

  • sniper farts!!!

  • Just got a chance to listen to this episode, and I thought it was one of the best yet.  Alison was in rare form!  I think HGFY had something to do with that; I fully support that segment. 🙂  The whole episode was super funny. Dustin Goot always a treat!

  • sniper farts!!!

  • guest

    how do i find this on itunes??

  • Rob Abrazado

    Just got a chance to listen to this episode, and I thought it was one of the best yet.  Alison was in rare form!  I think HGFY had something to do with that; I fully support that segment. 🙂  The whole episode was super funny. Dustin Goot always a treat!

  • guest

    how do i find this on itunes??

  • Lor

    I think I’m scarred from the horse talking… geeze… 

  • Cheshire Cat

    This is the first time I’ve heared one of your podcasts and I really enjoyed it! English isn’t my first, so I had to listen to some parts twice to get it, but still, it’s a pretty cool show. I love Shane and watch a lot of his videos, but I’ll make sure to catch a few more episodes of your podcast too. Just stay as hilarious as you are!

  • boinkity

     Joe! Sup mah brah-thah… I'm doing pretty good. Going thru some major changes in my life right now. I'm kinda having a career crisis, but it is also affecting my identity, so that is in crisis mode too. I can't help to wonder what will be next for me. I just am happy that I have not gotten any women pregnant… as far as I know.

  • The40yroldvirgin

    Rosenator, Killer podcast as usual, and by the way beautiful as always. By the way loved you on the Ray Romano Ace podcast recently. You held your own!
    -40 🙂

  • Amanda driessen

    omg my sister has the worst farts and sometimes when we’re on the sofa i go, urg what’s that smell? and she will be like oh i guess that was me, i didn’t know i farted. =(

  • boinkity

     Joe! Sup mah brah-thah… I’m doing pretty good. Going thru some major changes in my life right now. I’m kinda having a career crisis, but it is also affecting my identity, so that is in crisis mode too. I can’t help to wonder what will be next for me. I just am happy that I have not gotten any women pregnant… as far as I know.

  • The40yroldvirgin

    Rosenator, Killer podcast as usual, and by the way beautiful as always. By the way loved you on the Ray Romano Ace podcast recently. You held your own!
    -40 🙂

  • i swear to god 75% of my class mates have aspergers and its HILARIOUS!! because they all hangput together, One hacked the school system, one walks one his tipey toes and massages your shoulders when your not looking, is crazy! They're okay in school but take them into the real world and thats were the magic happens, they are the craziest people you will ever meet, trust me! oh and P.S shane your my idol keep truckin' <3

  • Nick Bell43

    I wonder if shane eats poop?!?

  • i swear to god 75% of my class mates have aspergers and its HILARIOUS!! because they all hangput together, One hacked the school system, one walks one his tipey toes and massages your shoulders when your not looking, is crazy! They’re okay in school but take them into the real world and thats were the magic happens, they are the craziest people you will ever meet, trust me! oh and P.S shane your my idol keep truckin’ <3

  • Esly

    te amooooooooooooooooooooooo Shaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Les

    The intermittent noise you are hearing on your set is probably an “Annoy-A-Tron”, or an “Eviltron” from http://www.thinkgeek.com.  Look under the counter or on any magnetic surface.

  • Nick Bell43

    I wonder if shane eats poop?!?

  • Esly

    te amooooooooooooooooooooooo Shaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Les

    The intermittent noise you are hearing on your set is probably an “Annoy-A-Tron”, or an “Eviltron” from http://www.thinkgeek.com.  Look under the counter or on any magnetic surface.

  • TS

    “HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF” worked very well for me, good stuff.  Nice to hear that much  passion btw- it's the sort of thing usually reserved for videos of baby animals, though with a somewhat different tone.

  • TS

    “HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF” worked very well for me, good stuff.  Nice to hear that much  passion btw- it’s the sort of thing usually reserved for videos of baby animals, though with a somewhat different tone.

  • Rania

    <3 You Shane! 🙂 

  • Rania

    <3 You Shane! 🙂 

  • definitely a jew

    hey allison – the show is getting better and you're becoming much more relaxed… i'm not saying i'm a fan just yet, but i'm not repulsed.  basically the same thing i said to my wife when i proposed, so don't take it negatively, or “rosenate”… a term which i quite like.  very witty.  you're also beautiful and perfectly proportioned imo.    

    i do have a bone to pick though.  when i posted a (not unkind though somewhat biting) constructive criticism on the acs board, the forum moderators deemed it too offensive to post. however, when i reposted the same comment w/out referencing you, it made it through.  here's the issue: the go fuck yourself bit is great!  cathartic i would imagine… and humorous.  but if you're going to censor the forum posts how can you in fairness trash your detractors without giving them a voice.  just my opinion of course. 

    dear moderators – if you're too chicken-s to post this i'm not going to buy a man grate!! 😀 

    finally… the “mr. hands” person you guys were talking about was from a rural (there's that word again) town about 45 minutes south / southeast of seattle.  his spleen was perforated by the immense girth of the equine.  the horse belonged to the neighboring farm.  there is a documentary about it… i think it's called “mister ed & me: a love story”.

  • definitely a jew

    hey allison – the show is getting better and you’re becoming much more relaxed… i’m not saying i’m a fan just yet, but i’m not repulsed.  basically the same thing i said to my wife when i proposed, so don’t take it negatively, or “rosenate”… a term which i quite like.  very witty.  you’re also beautiful and perfectly proportioned imo.    

    i do have a bone to pick though.  when i posted a (not unkind though somewhat biting) constructive criticism on the acs board, the forum moderators deemed it too offensive to post. however, when i reposted the same comment w/out referencing you, it made it through.  here’s the issue: the go fuck yourself bit is great!  cathartic i would imagine… and humorous.  but if you’re going to censor the forum posts how can you in fairness trash your detractors without giving them a voice.  just my opinion of course. 

    dear moderators – if you’re too chicken-s to post this i’m not going to buy a man grate!! 😀 

    finally… the “mr. hands” person you guys were talking about was from a rural (there’s that word again) town about 45 minutes south / southeast of seattle.  his spleen was perforated by the immense girth of the equine.  the horse belonged to the neighboring farm.  there is a documentary about it… i think it’s called “mister ed & me: a love story”.

  • Terry

    Your podcast with Joel Stein was great! I loved the “back and forth” between the two of you. You could feel the “sexual tension”… although I think he was between Joel and Producer Gary (not that there's anything wrong with that)… guess Joel still has a little more “Manning-up” to do. 

  • Terry

    Your podcast with Joel Stein was great! I loved the “back and forth” between the two of you. You could feel the “sexual tension”… although I think he was between Joel and Producer Gary (not that there’s anything wrong with that)… guess Joel still has a little more “Manning-up” to do. 

  • Terry

    Your podcast with Joel Stein was great! I loved the “back and forth” between the two of you. You could feel the “sexual tension”… although I think he was between Joel and Producer Gary (not that there's anything wrong with that)… guess Joel still has a little more “Manning-up” to do. 

  • Oscarkakuzu123

     haw do i play the podcast it's not working !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Oscarkakuzu123

     haw do i play the podcast it’s not working !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Jenn

    Am I the only who didn't like the HGFY segment? I adore this podcast but I think this segment gives way too much time and credence to the charge of the cretins.

  • Jenn

    Am I the only who didn’t like the HGFY segment? I adore this podcast but I think this segment gives way too much time and credence to the charge of the cretins.

  • shane is my favorite.i love the news very much.thanks for the sharing.

  • shane is my favorite.i love the news very much.thanks for the sharing.

  • shane is my favorite.i love the news very much.thanks for the sharing.

  • Christine Cauffman

    he's has changed my life for the better to wooooooooooooooo! yay

  • Christine Cauffman

    he’s has changed my life for the better to wooooooooooooooo! yay

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