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Nip slips and other slips

Was thinking tonight about wardrobe malfunctions and the “nip slip” and then thinking about some other unfortunate slips:

Chip slip: when you’re eating a chip and it falls out of your mouth while you’re talking. Not to be confused with the similar sounding…

Dip slip: this is when you stick a chip in dip and the dip is so thick the act of attempting to scoop some up on your chip causes you to lose your balance and hit the ground.

Slip slip: this is when a small boat pops out of your blouse. Embarrassing!

Pip slip: this is when a small Dickensian orphan pops out of your blouse. Mortifying!

Zip slip: this is when you’re ziplining and forget to wear underwear

Trip slip: this is when you’ve taken a secret vacation and you accidentally mention it

Rip slip: this is when you fart and then fall over

Sip slip: this is when you take a sip of a beverage and get it all over your shirt

Grip slip: this is when you go to do a fancy handshake with someone but you just moisturized your hands Nip

Tip slip: this is when you go to put a couple dollars in the tip jar and accidentally lose your footing and get pregnant

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  • Rod Bates

    LOL yeop a few of these have happened to me….

  • MODSAVAGE

    you are funny

  • Ted_Goodlove

    Drip slip: would be the male version of your Tip slip

  • What about the Blip Slip, when you accidently mention something that was popular for a second so long ago that you should’ve forgotten it? “So I was practising the Macarena the other day…”

    And then there’s the Nip Drip…

  • Alexander James

    The Sip Slip, Rip Slip, and Tip Slip are all precise reasons I’ve sworn off holiday parties! It’s all far too costly one way or another.

  • LOL yeop a few of these have happened to me….

  • Ted_Goodlove

    Drip slip: would be the male version of your Tip slip

  • What about the Blip Slip, when you accidently mention something that was popular for a second so long ago that you should've forgotten it? “So I was practising the Macarena the other day…”

    And then there's the Nip Drip…

  • Joe

    I know all about Tip Slip because two of my sisters got pregnant that way, or so they claim.

    There’s a different kind of Zip Slip that guys know about. It has to do with sharp interlocking metal teeth located near a sensitive body part.

    There’s also Hip Slip, where you try to impress people with your fancy language. Dig it? You cats dig? Do you totally dig? Don’t bring me down. What a drag. I gotta split and get back to my pad. Gotta go listen to my sounds. My jazz riff. Where’d I park my wheels? See you squares later. You cats come over some time and check out my stash. We’ll groove with it.

    Crazy.

  • Ted_Goodlove

    Wow, that was heavy brother

  • Joe

    I know all about Tip Slip because two of my sisters got pregnant that way, or so they claim.

    There's a different kind of Zip Slip that guys know about. It has to do with sharp interlocking metal teeth located near a sensitive body part.

    There's also Hip Slip, where you try to impress people with your fancy language. Dig it? You cats dig? Do you totally dig? Don't bring me down. What a drag. I gotta split and get back to my pad. Gotta go listen to my sounds. My jazz riff. Where'd I park my wheels? See you squares later. You cats come over some time and check out my stash. We'll groove with it.

    Crazy.

  • Wow, I never there were that many ways to accidentally reveal yourself to someone…

  • Ted_Goodlove

    Wow, that was heavy brother

  • ASchroederIV

    Wow, I never there were that many ways to accidentally reveal yourself to someone…

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