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Signs you've eaten a beach ball

stomach distended as if from ingestion of beach ball

friends invite you to beach with one caveat: no eating the beach ball this time

burps smell like latex

lunch was pizza and a beach ball

the beach ball is missing and you’re strangely full

someone bet you $100 bucks you couldn’t eat a beach ball. you’re holding $100!

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12 Responses to Signs you've eaten a beach ball

  1. RMSpuhler July 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm #

    “you're holding $100!” Heh.

  2. Joe July 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm #

    Also…

    – You can float in water for the first time in your life

    – People keep hitting you over volleyball nets

    – Everyone you bump into goes flying over 50 feet

    – Alison's dad uses you to moor his boat

    – You feel like you're about to have a ginormous bowel movement

    COME BACK SOON ALISON – THE EAST COAST IS BORING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!

  3. boinkity July 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm #

    You are at a baseball game or concert, and the people are hitting you with their fist and cheering as you fly from one place to another.

  4. RMSpuhler July 17, 2009 at 11:56 am #

    “you’re holding $100!” Heh.

  5. Joe July 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm #

    Also…

    – You can float in water for the first time in your life

    – People keep hitting you over volleyball nets

    – Everyone you bump into goes flying over 50 feet

    – Alison’s dad uses you to moor his boat

    – You feel like you’re about to have a ginormous bowel movement

    COME BACK SOON ALISON – THE EAST COAST IS BORING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!

  6. boinkity July 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm #

    You are at a baseball game or concert, and the people are hitting you with their fist and cheering as you fly from one place to another.

  7. Goldgrinch July 17, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    Your suddenly drawn to the idea that draping yourself in a volleyball net is 'high fashion'

  8. Goldgrinch July 17, 2009 at 3:50 pm #

    Your suddenly drawn to the idea that draping yourself in a volleyball net is ‘high fashion’

  9. The 7 Deadly Prototypes July 17, 2009 at 10:17 pm #

    Eaten a beach ball? What's up with that?

  10. Goldgrinch July 17, 2009 at 11:50 pm #

    Your suddenly drawn to the idea that draping yourself in a volleyball net is 'high fashion'

  11. The PTDemo July 17, 2009 at 9:17 pm #

    Eaten a beach ball? What’s up with that?

  12. The PTDemo July 18, 2009 at 5:17 am #

    Eaten a beach ball? What's up with that?

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