The careful reader will notice that today I changed the title to The Daily Alison instead of The Daily Rosen. I’m still not sold on the name though, I’m just lazy in terms of coming up with something better.
Today’s guest is Doug Benson! I bet you didn’t know that he’s a theater buff. No, I really think you didn’t. Don’t lie! You didn’t. You did not! Just stop.
Some links? Okay:
I feel like such a link whore right now. And yet I’m a link whore of my own doing. I’m going to go ponder that.
Benson in a hotel? He must have left an oreo trail to find his room.
The Preeeeeeeeeeeeeessssuuuuurrreeeeeeeeee!!!! Hey! Doug Benson is great. He is like Cheech & Chong; without Cheech & Chong. I hope people here don't make any lame remarks about his sudden departure from Red Eye. That's like ancient history; that's like when Benedict Arnold said he'd never appear before the Continental Congress again. Get over it people! Anyway, I am only writing this post to comment about Alison's pinkie finger while she is holding the phone. Can you say, “Uh mah Gawd! Look at her PINKIE! Is it spuse'd to bend that way? She is like so way double jointed in just her pinkie! Dat's pretty gross, Yo!”
Boinkity (aka Toddrod)
Benson in a hotel? He must have left an oreo trail to find his room.
The Preeeeeeeeeeeeeessssuuuuurrreeeeeeeeee!!!! Hey! Doug Benson is great. He is like Cheech & Chong; without Cheech & Chong. I hope people here don’t make any lame remarks about his sudden departure from Red Eye. That’s like ancient history; that’s like when Benedict Arnold said he’d never appear before the Continental Congress again. Get over it people! Anyway, I am only writing this post to comment about Alison’s pinkie finger while she is holding the phone. Can you say, “Uh mah Gawd! Look at her PINKIE! Is it spuse’d to bend that way? She is like so way double jointed in just her pinkie! Dat’s pretty gross, Yo!”
Boinkity (aka Toddrod)
You know, I've found that at night when I get all hot and steamy after watching Kenzi Marie perform her magical furious fucking on YouPorn and other websites – that to cool down this site really helps – because nothing cools me down faster and gets me feelin all calm and normal again that watching Alison Rosen talk about inane stuff on her vlog.
Thank you Alison Rosen for being there for me to bring me back down from the heights of my porn-induced boil each night.
And Bill Schulz is a sexy sexy man, far sexier than Geraldo ever was or could be. Take that Jerry Reviera!!
You know, I’ve found that at night when I get all hot and steamy after watching Kenzi Marie perform her magical furious fucking on YouPorn and other websites – that to cool down this site really helps – because nothing cools me down faster and gets me feelin all calm and normal again that watching Alison Rosen talk about inane stuff on her vlog.
Thank you Alison Rosen for being there for me to bring me back down from the heights of my porn-induced boil each night.
And Bill Schulz is a sexy sexy man, far sexier than Geraldo ever was or could be. Take that Jerry Reviera!!
You know, I've found that at night when I get all hot and steamy after watching Kenzi Marie perform her magical furious fucking on YouPorn and other websites – that to cool down this site really helps – because nothing cools me down faster and gets me feelin all calm and normal again that watching Alison Rosen talk about inane stuff on her vlog.
Thank you Alison Rosen for being there for me to bring me back down from the heights of my porn-induced boil each night.
And Bill Schulz is a sexy sexy man, far sexier than Geraldo ever was or could be. Take that Jerry Reviera!!