You're still here? Well, in that case…

Greetings readers of my infrequently updated blog. I know you’re out there so I thought you might enjoy an image. Here it is. Fancy!

And here are some links to my recent appearances on Red Eye.

Here’s one!

Here’s another!

Wait, here’s another from the same show. I forget what’s on what.

And I recently discovered that if you search my name on YouTube you can find a really truly horrible photo of me. Fun!