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Email Systems and Drifter Butlers

ARIYNBF Email Systems and Drifter Butlers

 

On this episode we talked about complicated restaurant orders, #Al’s intense email system, drifter butlers, everyone’s bad Australian accents, The Grateful Dead, John Mayer and the return of Yes Please or No Thank You Or Oh, Puh-leeze. We also did around of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Pernelia. (Update, Pernelia has been adopted. But check out Gus and Azul!)

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And here’s Pernelia (update, Pernelia has been adopted!)

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And here’s Gus

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And here’s Azul (Azul’s situation is URGENT)

 

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Stevie Ryan Returns

ARIYNBF Stevie Ryan

Stevie Ryan returns to the show to talk about kidney stones, being stoned, ballet and how it’s helped her depression, depression in general, suicidal tendencies and cutting, being “on pointe,” hypnotherapy, sleep eating, body dysmorphia, comedy pilots, auditions, drugs, dudes grinding on you, Tetris and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Alison’s Hugs and Big Pink Cats!

ARIYNBF Alison's Hugs and Big Pink Cats

 

Do I give the kind of hugs that could best be described as non-committal and tentative? I think of myself as a distributor of warm snuggly hugs however the feedback I’ve received of late would suggest otherwise. We delved into this gritty topic along with a discussion of a sex dream involving Jimmy Pardo, my recent consecutive social engagements, a backhanded insult which isn’t a thing but it was, Phil Rosenthal’s food and travel show, Jenna’s tour de force as a cat from the South, St. Patrick’s Day, Al getting a tweet from LL Cool J and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Leonna.

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Here’s Leonna:

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Jen Kirkman Returns

ARIYNBF Jen Kirkman

 

Jen Kirkman returns to Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about all sorts of stuff including her new book which I loved so much I wanted to crawl inside and live there, I Know What I’m Doing And Other Lies I Tell Myself: Dispatches from a Life Under Construction (out April 12th but available for pre-order now), Twitter battles which aren’t really battles, Bernie Bros, commonsenseytocin, “lulz,” how she used to see herself, the feeling that one’s too loud, Mittens, fun coats, how she chooses a restaurant, Ronnie Kirkman, Australia, relationships and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Curds, Interventions… and Fish Butts!

ARIYNBF Curds Interventions and Fish Butts

 

Superfan Meghan brought us cheese curds from Wisconsin so this episode features a cheese-centric #SnackChat. We also talked about Greg’s voice doppelgänger on Intervention, coming home to find your landlord in your apartment unannounced, whether fish have butts, #AL’s fear of being wrongly accused, Greg’s guitar collection, fake smiles and the photo posing tip Victoria Beckham shared with Greg and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Cindy.

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Here’s Cindy:

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Greg Behrendt

ARIYNBF Greg Behrendt

Comedian and author Greg Behrendt stopped by Dining Room Studios to talk about all sorts of things including the complicated effect being a consultant on Sex and The City had on his life and career and the way he spun out when fans of the book and cultural phenomenon he co-authored, He’s Just Not That Into You, began showing up in droves at his comedy shows. Women wanted to hear him do a “TED talk about relationships” but he was there to do standup. We also discussed his decision to host  a daytime talk show, getting diagnosed with cancer while on tour in Australia, fatherhood, drug addiction and the impact it’s had on his marriage, Janeane Garafalo, Oprah, music, sobriety, podcasts, upcoming projects and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Ski Trips, Mean Girls and Special Guest Little Esther

ARIYNBF Ski Trips and Mean Girls

 

Little Esther joins us while Greg becomes one with the sea this week for an episode in which we determine the worst age and discuss who was a mean girl and who was tormented by mean girls. We also chatted about Daniel and my recent ski trip, the burden of being God’s gift to the slopes, Southern Utah accents, the road trip from hell, tampon strings, super uncomfortable layers, Jeff waking up with a bug up his butt and so much more. Plus we did a round of just me or everyone and talked about this week’s adoptable dog Cameron who’s waiting for you at the Downey Shelter.

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Here’s Cameron:

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Nikki Glaser Returns Again!

ARIYNBF Nikki Glaser

 

Nikki Glaser may be the first repeat Monday guest we’ve had in Dining Room Studios which puts her in an elite group of one, despite that fact that her therapist Donna tries to impress upon her she’s just average. The last time Nikki and I talked, she was shooting a talk show pilot about sex for Comedy Central. She’s now moved to Los Angeles and is hosting that same show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser. On this episode we talked about a video she claimed was satisfying but which slightly traumatized Jeff and me, the guilt she feels for being tired all the time, working with her boyfriend who is also an executive producer on Not Safe, the time she fainted on stage, liking to talk about things people don’t normally talk about, getting over childhood hurts, first kisses, feeling betrayed as a teen when friends matured at a faster rate and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Nibbles McGee’s Big Adventure

ARIYNBF Nibbles McGee's Big Adventure

You guys, I fell off the carb wagon, and how, so I talked about that in a shameful #SnackChat segment. We also talked about Scotch kisses, butterfly kisses, people who live in glass houses, something called Meat Dip, a stirring open letter to the salsa industry, the mindfuck pulled by The Bachelor’s Caila, an upcoming ski trip and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about a dog named Gwen who is available for adoption.

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Here’s a pic of Gwen:

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Alex Blagg

ARIYNBF Alex Blagg

 

Alex Blagg is the kind of overachiever who makes you feel as if you aren’t doing enough in your life/career, but in a completely charming way. In addition to being the co-creator and executive producer of @midnight, he writes for Workaholics, helms (along with two partners) a successful production company, writes feature scripts and is raising twins. And he doesn’t even seem stressed. We talked about what brought him to this point: growing up the son of “cool Jesus” parents, moving around, renouncing the fratboy path he was headed down in favor of film and literature, doing comedy, working as the managing editor for the Best Week Ever site, taking a job in LA that was ultimately demoralizing and then inadvertently turning his own life into performance art/parody as a tech guru also named Alex Blagg. We also talked about his addiction to flossies, how he met his wife, getting sober eight years ago and more. Plus we took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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