When you’re a little kid and you go to Las Vegas for family vacations—which isn’t all that fun, by the way, though Circus Circus is/was mindblowing—you drink this… MORE
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How am I feeling?
I’m feeling stressed about moving, that’s how, and it’s a totally free-floating kind of stress that’s really the worst kind because if I get distracted I feel like… MORE
More Easy Pickles
Yesterday I wrote about how I misread a shop sign and thought it said “Easy Pickles” which I then imagined making frequent reference to when discussing running errands… MORE
Today I was that a-hole with the camera
I wandered around Astoria today trying to see if would want to live there. Here are some photos from my journey. In this first one I thought, “A… MORE
the way apartment hunting takes over your life and invades your thoughts
I was in the other room and the TV was on and I heard “A new study says New Yorkers are number one in the country when it… MORE
hiccups
I have some very important news to share with you: I have hiccups. I’m realizing now that I haven’t had them in at least a year if not… MORE
Will Ferrell and I are tooth buddies
Tomorrow morning I’m going to a dentist for the first time in New York. Now I know what you’re thinking, that that’s hard to believe since I’ve lived… MORE
An update about my precious tresses
Today I accidentally washed my hair with body wash. The kind for your body. I don’t know how it happened. I mean, I do, but it’s a long… MORE
At the hotel
The hotel my parents are staying at is crawling with cops. They're stationed around the perimeter and on the corners a few blocks in each direction. I realize… MORE
An Open Letter To The Guy Who Lives In My Building And Only Appears When I Look Like Crap
Dear attractive gentleman who just moved into the building who only appears when I looks like crap, So it seems we’ve met again just now. You were on… MORE