Here’s a clip from last night’s fun Ustream show.
It’s supposed to be cued up to the 14:41 mark, when the party in a box magic happens.
If it doesn’t work for you, you can watch here.
Or click on the little circle that looks like a magnifying glass on the timeline under the video (the circle indicates a highlight.)
Thanks to everyone who watched and chatted and to my guests Jeff Bakalar from CNET who talked tech and video games and life coach Lisa Byron!
During last night’s live show, which was super duper awesome, my mom and dad and Tobey and I were on screen and my dad (I think it was my dad?) made a comment about how we looked like a Christmas card and so I suggested we all pose. Guess Tobey had better things to do? He’s a diva, that one. Anyway, Ted made this card which is pretty great. Thought you might enjoy it.
Tonight’s Ustream show will be a holiday spectacular featuring assorted family members, Christmas trivia, a brief phone run-down with Dustin about the ugly sweater party, a glimpse of the Rosen family tree (the xmas tree, not the family tree, though I’m open to getting genealogical on your asses) and surprises out the wazoo. Only some kind of fool would miss out on this. RSVP here, won’t you?
In other news I have oodles of photos to post, many of them I’ve been posting on twitter.
I have important announcements.
Tonight is my Ustream show. Please tune in because it’s going to be the most fun EVER. Seriously. Like more fun than whatever else you were thinking of doing. There’s going to be a trivia portion. For real. TRIVIA! And quite possibly an appearance from Dustin who will be drunk and wearing an ugly sweater, having just come from an ugly sweater party. That’s not a definite though. RSVP for that hot action here.
And January 7th I’ll be on Red Eye. No need to RSVP. Just watch.
In other news I’m feeling a little less than breezy and delightful of late and I’m not sure what the hell that is about. Is it the time of year? The short days? I just don’t know. Perhaps it’s the lack of proximity to puppies in my life. I need to let more puppies into my heart. And fewer cookies into my pants.
Granted I don’t just put the cookies straight into my pants. I first put them in a plastic bag and then in my pants. And also I line the tops of my jeans with muffin tops. I’m very literal that way.
Tomorrow I fly to California again. Wasn’t I just there? Pretty much, yes.
If you only watch one clip, please watch this bit of hard-hitting journalism. Also: man alive I’m loud!
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Amazing show tonight. 21,880 viewers for tonight’s broadcast, which is the most I’ve ever had. Plus highlights up the wazoo and out the ying yang and other similar phrases. Here’s a little clip:
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Don’t forget to tune in to my Ustream show tonight at 11pm ET/8pm PT and join in the chat room or just watch the proceedings which are sure to be both fun and ridiculous.
Will we name plants?
Will we play Cow, Sheep or Goat which I believe we may have a request for?
Will we play the rhyming game which my sister and I invented but only I think is fun?
Will Dustin and I have found true love with strangers at the Singles party I’m supposedly going to tonight but which I can already feel I may flake on (pssss. No one tell Dustin. It’s a surprise!)
Will I tell you about how I won an iPod touch in a raffle at a comedy benefit for the leukemia and lymphoma society last night (hosted by Liam McEneany and featuring Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, John Oliver, Kristen Schaal, Todd Barry, Jim Gaffigan, Caroline Rhea, Eddie Brill and fuck who am I forgetting? A Brief View of the Hudson) and it was exciting because I was literally sitting there thinking, “If they call my number, which they won’t since in my entire life of raffles I’ve never had my number called, is it ok if I just raise my hand or stand up as opposed to yelping like everyone else because I just don’t think I can summon the yelp and I hope they’ll understand that it doesn’t mean there’s a stick up my ass [though it kinda does] and it doesn’t mean I’m too cool for raffles [or am I?!?!?!?!], it just means I’m not the yelping kind,” but then as they called the numbers the excitement of winning actually coalesced into a yelp, which was a relief.
Sort of like when you go to the gynecologist and she confirms that all your parts are in working order as opposed to your fear, which is that she’ll recoil in horror, having seen something the likes of which I can’t even figure out right now, seeing as I’m already wishing I hadn’t taken this blog post in that direction. I know what you’re thinking though and yes, women can be doctors.
Um, where was I? Have I said too much? Just to continue on this dark path for a moment, it’s also like how you may wonder what you’ll do if you get a call saying someone died or if you have to call 911. Will it be like how you see it on TV? Having experienced both of those I can say that yes, the emotions come at the appropriate times, and perhaps I’m the only one that wondered about that?
In other news it’s raining cats and dogs in New York. What web sites do you guys use to get the weather forecast? I use twitter. But also weather dot com. But I wonder if there’s a better one.