I was reading a story on Mashable and glanced at this list on the side and initially read number 10 as “Google This: 5 Reasons to Swing a Bitch.” Pretty sure this isn’t a good sign.
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Attention, tenements and facades!
Attention, tenements and facades! You need this.
I found this photo, courtesy of Joe McDonald who is clearly a visionary, floating in the comments section of The Activity Pit.
I don’t think I need to make a case for why this is such a good idea.
If my pants go missing, this is the first place I'm going to look
For pants that drink espresso.
The Activity Pit interviewed me
Come to Denmark
I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I don’t know shit about Denmark. Is it the one with the meatballs? Or the tulips? The wind turbines? The herring? But really, says its tourism board, it’s the one with the slutty women who are internet savvy.
I personally think this is kind of ingenious.
Want to read my McSweeney's column?
For all the homeless people perusing Craigslist
Must have computer.
Sit on this
My current computer chair is so old that when I sit on it a little cloud of dust puffs up from the seat and it’s so uncomfortable that often after long periods of working everything feels achy and unsupported. Which is to say I hate it and it’s time for a new one. But what kind? I’m working on a limited budget. Can anyone recommend and cheap but not ass-, neck-, and back- killing chair?
The Daily Alison (Ep. 94, Where I talk to the Comic's Comic, Sean McCarthy)
Sean L. McCarthy runs the comedy news website The Comic’s Comic which isn’t about funny news, it’s news about the comedy world. He broke the news that SNL had fired Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson and hired Jenny Slate and Nasim Pedrad which is a pretty big deal. Also, he won the reporter contest the year before I did.
And the L. in his name stands for Leighton.
The Fed Wears Prada
Surely you’ve heard of Fashion’s Night Out, right? Where skinny people save the economy by going to parties in stores or something?
Fashion’s Night Out
Fashion’s Night In.








