Hi! Just a reminder that I’m doing my show tomorrow at 10pm ET/7pm PT. My guests are Laura Leu and Adam Winer who have a website called Navigeaters where they’re eating a meal from every country in the world without leaving NYC. Mostly they’re eating disgusting stuff involving eyeballs. Also I have a couple new segments I’m unveiling including a preview of a soap opera we’re going to be acting out on the show. I play a cabbage saleswoman (or so I’ve been told by my friend who’s writing it).
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early evening duckling
On tonight's Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Tonight is a super duper special awesome show (ok fine, I say that about all of them but I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME) because my friend Nevada Caldwell will be dropping in and she has choreographed every aspect of this from her outfit to her opera cake. I don’t know you guys, I just work here. Also, we’ll be talking Natali Del Conte and learning about the iPad and probably we’ll have to discuss NOODLES.
Here’s me and Natali!
And Dustin may or may not show up. Don’t even get me started on that guy. And of course we’ll be doing all the things you love like JMOE and TV Talk and phone-a-fan and dating experiment and I have new songs to play you that Trapp wrote and they are amazing!
Tonight’s sponsor is Saxton Manufacturing Co. They also sponsored last week’s show. You should call them up this instant and thank them for keeping this show going because I’ve been calling them every minute on the minute thanking them but I am just one person. I just learned a lot about water treatment including all the different kinds of things that could be in your water depending if you live in a city or rural environment. Seriously, I could go on Jeopardy and sweep the water category, if there were one. Uranium, you guys. URANIUM in water! It’s happened! So the thing about Saxton is they can deal with any kind of water treatment situation you need to take care of. And they’re nice. How nice? So nice they sponsored this show and the last one. You can ask for water hardness testing strips for free if you want a fun free thing and you can also talk about any water questions or issues by emailing Gary at SaxtonAR [at] gmail [dot ]com or using the form on their web site. You can also call (714) 546-9020 for info. Deep discount for my viewers so mention that, won’t you?
Let's all not be able to handle how cute this is together!
Sleepy ducklings
Super funny two-phone pencil dance from last episode of ARIYNBF
More ducklings
I pretty much love when people send me ducklings. Or duckling photos. (This one courtesy of TrappDog.) Earlier duckling courtesy of Josh Rothkopf.







