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Joe’s Fake Limp, Jordan’s Jean Jacket, A New Zealand Quiz

Joe Kwaczala has returned—what a speedy return!—and he once faked a limp until his mom intervened. He also has a crazy track record of calling into radio stations and winning. Jordan Morris doesn’t know anything about how to fix your phone so stop asking him. Also, he’s denim jacket guy now and he’s here to talk about rinses! Alison once split her pants on the way to The Cheesecake Factory to see a guy who had a crush on her friend. Plus a New Zealand quiz! Play along at home!

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Kevin’s Cookies, Tony’s Encore, Alison’s Face

It’s an extra spooky Halloween episode! Alison has a contingency plan for if her nose gets broken and Elliot’s head-butting that morning is making her wonder if the time is now. Kevin T. Porter is here and he brought some cookies for a spontaneous #SnackChat. Renee is here too and she’s got big Halloween plans. Tony weighs in on what rock stars are experiencing during a planned encore. Plus podcast recommendations, iTunes Comments of the Week. TV Time and Just Me Or Everyone.

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Tony’s Face, Jackie’s Big Move, Saggin’ Maggins

Jackie Johnson is back on the eve of her big move. Tony’s stopped using the lotion his doctor prescribed him and his skin is better without it! Daniel and I had a very horrible incident in our shower involving maggots but Jackie has introduced us to a fun way to say it. Plus I’m workshopping some recurring questions. And iTunes Comments of The Week and more!

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Jonah Ray Gets Personal

Jonah Ray returns to the show to talk about the weird transition period he finds himself in, losing his father three weeks after he returned from touring with Mystery Science Theater 3000, seeing his dad in his final moments, getting Lasik and a vasectomy in the same year, “the artistic lifestyle,” music, the album of punk Weird Al covers he’s released called You Can’t Call Me Al, Jonah Raydio, The Meltdown and so much more. We also took your questions.

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Greg Heller’s Fish Quiz, The Ten Minute Rule, The Diaper Bag Story

Greg Heller has returned to regale us with a fish quiz and let me know my dramatic story of a very small stakes car accident over the weekend is… not a good story. Also we learn about the ten minute rule, revisit extroversion versus introversion, hear about Tony’s recent tour, do a round of Just Me Or Everyone and so much more.

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Erin Gibson Will Make You Love Santa Fe

Erin Gibson (Throwing Shade, Feminasty, Groceries, History: The Shequel) stops by the show to talk about buying a multi-unit property in Santa Fe for her sick father, mother-in-law and husband’s brother to live in and turning the other units into chic rentals. She shares about the process of advocating medically for her father, watching him nearly die in front of her, relocating him, learning how to effectively take care of him and the effect the experience has had on her. Turns out Santa Fe suits her in such an overpowering way that in the course of writing this summary I’ve sold my home and now I live in Santa Fe. Also she took advice from a witch. We also chat about her feelings about the industry, family members’ reactions to Feminasty, astrology, coincidences, her many podcasts and more. P.S. Very much almost named this episode, “Erin Gibson Says ‘Eat Sh*t, Denise.'”

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Kevin’s Horny Summer, Renee’s Avocado Shirt, TV Talk

Kevin Porter joins us to talk about what might be the best show on TV right now (no spoilers) and explore Renee’s new graphic t-shirt based identity. We also learn about “exvangelism,” horny summer 2019, rompers, musical theater, word mispronunciations, camping, Tony’s voting and so much more. Plus a round of iTunes Comments of the Week and there’s a song we should have played but we didn’t and it was kind of egregious on our part and I even gave it to Tony ahead of time and then just completely forgot. #fruit

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Caissie St. Onge Loves a Power Move

The nicest show runner, comedy writer and TV exec in the world Caissie St. Onge (Busy Tonight, Watch What Happens Live, Joan Rivers) returns to the show to talk about working with Busy Phillips on Busy Tonight, moving to the West Coast for the gig and what happens now that the show’s cancelled, eating a banana in a meeting, her love of Prince, the particular kind of Prince photos she covets, the non-partisan politics of the show, how to put together a largely female writing room and staff (Busy Tonight had a 93% female staff, writing room was 100% female), parenthood, marriage, consent, dogs who are sisters and so much more. We also answered your questions.

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Beth Stelling Didn’t Mean to Hurt Your Feelings

Comedian, actress and writer Beth Stelling stops by the show to talk about her new talk show Drinks of My Life, studying theater, getting into standup, handling hecklers, being called “fatphobic” and listening to criticism, growing up with a challenging dad, her relationship with her sisters and so much more.

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Andy Haynes Skied Over a Two-Lane Highway

Comedian and writer Andy Haynes stops by to talk about growing up in Seattle with a mom who took in a series of foster children, writing, unhealthy relationships, divorce, getting sober, getting arrested, word definitions, skiing and so much more. We also did a round of How Dare You.

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