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Jackie’s Squirrel Poop, Tim’s Stock Photos, Cake or Pie?

You think we aren’t going to delve into controversial and hard-hitting topics like cake versus pie? You’re wrong, but first we have a lot of other stuff to get through like the shape of giraffe poop, squirrel poop, Jackie Johnson’s new living situation, Tim Kalpakis’s love of stock photos (man who doesn’t enjoy his corn dog, anyone?), Tony’s holiday decorations and so much more. Plus one update from Alison that’s sad and another that’s pathetic. The pathetic one involves Vanderpump Rules. Also HGFY and JMOE and more!

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Annie Lederman Is Back!

Comedian, actor, writer and podcast host Annie Lederman is back to talk about the Comedy Store documentary, thinking she lost a bunch of validating text messages from people she looks up to, therapy and spirituality, working on Who is America and Borat, hosting Meanspiration, being ejected from a friend group in New York, her new dog Randy, anger, breathwork, her shaman, feeling torn about Ellen and so much more. Full episode at youtube.com/alisonrosen

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel’s New Girlfriend!)

What’s that saying about how if you can make yourself burp, you’ll never be alone? Daniel and I discuss whether this is true and also Daniel explains whether or not he thinks I have “it.” What is a foam party? Am I experiencing compassion fatigue or just slowly turning into a psychopath? Plus we took your calls, did Deleted Tweets and HGFY, discussed a news story, I challenged Daniel to give me one GD compliment and we talked about how Daniel will be leaving me for the woman from Queen’s Gambit.

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Alexa Bliss

WWE superstar Alexa Bliss joins the show to talk about changing her character early on, auditioning for WWE, getting jumped in school, battling an eating disorder, her menagerie of pets, staying home during lockdown and how filming during a pandemic works, hosting Uncool with Alexa Bliss, her relationship with her boyfriend Ryan Cabrera, hair extensions, mean girls, touring, Disney and so much more. We also took your questions. Full video on http://youtube.com/alisonrosen

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Alison’s Election Woes, Ken’s Snake Piss, Carlye’s Secret Husband

Ken Reid and Carlye Wisel join this episode which was recorded on Monday. How accurate are their election predictions? Also why does Ken lie down on the floor of his shower and will everyone’s shower status ensure a good show? Plus Carlye’s secret music husband, an Elliot cameo, Tony’s secret reasonable girlfriend, a confession regarding the band Phish, discussion of The Vow and Seduced, volleyball, theme park talk, a question about snake piss and so much more.

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Spanks and Beanz (Plus Your Calls)

How is Daniel feeling election-wise on a scale of zero to one hundred? How about one to ten? We talk about our concerns for a bit before moving on to a funny Owen story, guns, a cop coming to our door, a parenting book that endorses spanking and other upsetting punishments and more. We also take your calls, listen to a new installment of Daniel’s Kewl Beanz and do Snack Chat with Thanksgiving-flavored candy corns!

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Alison’s Shower Squeegee, Kurt Braunohler’s Tooth Tapping, Scotty Landes’s Postcards

Kurt Braunohler (Comedy Central, Bananas) and Scotty Landes (Workaholics, Bananas) join Tony Thaxton and me for a SPOOKY Halloween episode. Don’t worry, it’s not too scary. Kurt has words of warning for me regarding shower squeegeeing. Am I up for the commitment? Scotty Landes shares tales of his year valet parking at Brooklyn’s famed River Cafe. Also, he used to send celebrities postcards. Kurt counts corners on his teeth and also counts eights to Stone Temple Pilots. Plus a banana quiz, landlords, quotes, Just Me Or Everyone, some hot jury duty talk and so much more!

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Bob Saget is Back

Bob Saget (Full House, Fuller House, America’s Funniest Home Videos) returns to the show to talk about his podcast Bob Saget’s Here for You, recording in lockdown, making friends via the show, telling lies, being a father figure, compassion, cockatiels and Cavaliers, what he’s watching and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and answered listener questions. Full video available on youtube.com/alisonrosen

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Alison’s Shower Superstition, Jordan’s Bread Bomb, Carlye’s Kim K Meeting

Theme Park journalist Carlye Wisel joins us for the first time and she wants to know why, if Jordan Morris is only eating two slices of bread a week, he isn’t choosing what she dubs “event bread.” It’s a good question but the heart wants what it wants and Jordan wants Dave’s Killer Bread. Fuck you, Ezekial. Alison is off her game for the second week straight. Could it be because she ran afoul of her shower superstition? Also, which is better, Disneyland or Disneyworld? And what was the last thing we all did before lockdown? Plus Caryle saw Kim Kardashian up close and it wasn’t what we expected.

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Ben Sheehan

Ben Sheehan is the author of OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? A Non-Boring Guide to How Our Democracy is Supposed to Work. His premise is simple: the constitution is the user manual for how our government is supposed to run—and it’s a government for the people by the people meaning we’re the ones who are supposed to be operating it—and yet most of us don’t even know what’s in this document. He’s a former producer for Funny Or Die, the Hollywood Reporter named him one of entertainment’s 35 Rising Executives Under 35 and perhaps most importantly to listeners of this show, he’s engaged to be married to frequent guest Jackie Johnson. We talked about his childhood in DC and Bethesda, MD, his relationship with his brother, civics versus history, hustling, comedy, music, whether Trump can steal the election and so much more. Plus we took your questions. Full video available on http://youtube.com/alisonrosen

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