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Your Calls and The Return of Daniel’s Kewl Beanz

Daniel is back and has to listen to me spout off about how I’m tired of pretending celestial phenomena are mind blowing. A partial solar eclipse? You can barely see it. Is it because, as my parents suggested years ago, I’m a member of the MTV Generation? Also Elliot crashed into my nose and I’m wondering if I should invite some former cult members onto the show. Daniel reveals a kink and offers up another Daniel’s Kewl Beanz segment. Plus your calls!

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Jordan’s New Bungalow, Alison’s Online Kerfuffle, Niccole’s Polls

Fan favorite Jordan Morris is back and he’s moved to a bungalow! Will his friends still hang out with him now that he’s no longer in the center of town? Niccole Thurman joins us for the first time and she’s audition-fresh. She’s also tired of all of you not returning texts. After basically giving a TED talk on how to let online negativity roll off, I’m consumed by some ridiculous online drama that’s still bothering me. Plus we try to guess what foods a not-so-young Tony Thaxton wouldn’t eat. And we do a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Stefanie Wilder-Taylor

Writer, TV personality and podcaster Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins the show for the first time to talk about hosting three podcasts (For Crying Out Loud, Rosepricks, Bored AF), when appliances go bad, her former friendship with Chelsea Handler, writers not enjoying writing, The Bachelor, Real Housewives, husbands talking during reality shows, Adam Carolla, motherhood, new mom anxiety, how I think I’d fare if I were still on The Adam Carolla Show, granola doulas, dealing with haters, saltwater taffy, seventh grade girls and so much more. We also took your questions and did Just Me Or Everyone!

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Dave’s Noise Complaint, Wendy’s Split Banana, Alison’s Slinky Work

Wendy Molyneux and David Huntsberger are back to witness a visual endeavor that I find very, very artistic and profound but which they refuse to be moved by. Dave is a trifle upset about his image having been released acrost the internet and Wendy is taken aback when I threaten to reveal her college email password. Plus what it means when someone buys ten bananas, ice cream trucks, being held up at cleaver point, Derek del Guadio, Yes Please Or Oh Puhleeze, trading places and more.

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Sara Watkins

Grammy Award-winning musician Sara Watkins (Nickel Creek, I’m With Her, Watkins Family Hour) joins the show to talk about learning fiddle, growing up in the bluegrass scene, being home schooled, touring with a baby, her upcoming children’s album Under the Pepper Tree, aiming for precision in Nickel Creek, meeting her now husband Todd Cooper, Fiona Apple, Mandy Moore, Amy Grant, Danielle Haim and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Hey Go F*ck Yourself. Then Sara treated us a a live performance of “Night Singing” from her upcoming album.

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Jenna’s Baby News, Jeff’s Junk Drawers, Just Me Or Everyone

Jenna Kim Jones and Allan Moss are back and their family will soon be expanding. How is Allan feeling about Jenna being more emotional? He probably regrets referring to it that way, for one. Chef Jeff is here too and he has advice for Alison about her new obsession: grout cleaning. Tony’s a bit grumpy but you wouldn’t know. Or would you? Plus an update about Daniel’s hair, iTunes Comments of the Week, an email in defense of thongs (what????!?!?!) and Just Me Or Everyone!

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Alison’s Overshare, Helen Hong’s Hairlessness, Jackie Johnson’s Manifestation

This one is one long overshare! Helen Hong and Jackie Johnson are here to help me get the stench of failure off myself and Tony offers to “girlcott” us. Meanwhile Helen is basically hairless and Jackie put an offer on a house but doesn’t want to get her hopes up. In a first for the show, we do a manifestation. Plus those letters your realtor advises you to write when you put in an offer, tampons, cups, sex, pierced ears, various hair removal techniques, tight wedding bands and so much more including Just Me Or Everyone.

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Daniel and Alison (Plus Your Calls and Thong Talk)

Daniel joins me on this episode where he reveals something about his summer camp experience which he claims he’s told me before but he’s lying. Also, did everyone used to joke about silk underwear or just my friends? Speaking of underwear, continuing the discussion from last week, callers sound off on thongs. And what’s going on with my thumbs? Plus an update regarding Daniel’s hair and so much more!

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Jeff’s Hockey Sticks, Jenna and Al’s Laundry Mountain, Thonggate

Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss and Jeff Fox are here and Jeff’s been washing his clothes in a way that seems unconventional. I had a slip of the tongue with Owen and Daniel has purchased a jug of luxury shampoo. Al hones right in on the desire to reinvent yourself hair first. And then we get into some scandalous controversial territory with a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze. Plus toilet talk, thonggate, and Just Me Or Everyone!

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Laraine Newman

Legendary comedian, actor and writer Laraine Newman joins the show for the first time! She’s an original cast member of Saturday Night Live, a founding member of the Groundlings and a prolific voiceover actor and author of the forthcoming Audible original audiobook, May You Live in Interesting Times which comes out on March 11 and is available for preorder now. We talk about her formative childhood, studying under Marcel Marceau in Paris, working with Chevy Chase (her experience runs counter to the current narrative about him), her friendship with Gilda Radner, drug addiction, creating the “Valley Girl” character, the Exorcist 2 sketch with Richard Pryor, plastic surgery, trust falls, motherhood, Coachella and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Full video at youtube.com/alisonrosen

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