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Buttholes, Nukes, Baby Names!

Jackie Johnson, Ben Sheehan, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here to get to the bottom, no pun intended, of a lot of things. Do you know what color your you-know-what is? Jackie is surprised to learn hers is a deep purple while most of the dudes on the show claim ignorance of their own special shade. We talk about what’s in store for Jackie’s third trimester and Daniel offers some unique baby names as only he can. Ben quizzes us on which countries have the most nukes and we also talk smoothies. Plus double tipping and my proprietary ideas for how to disrupt the seven billion dollar medical tech industry.

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Wiger’s Toothsome Eggs, Mitch’s 28 to 30 Days Later, Sleep Paralysis

It’s The Alison Rosen/Doughboys Crossover Event Spectacular of the Century in that I was on the Doughboys Double on Tuesday and now they are on my show!!! Have you ever wanted to hear some of your favorite guests talk about various types of USB cables? You’d think you wouldn’t but you’d be surprised! It wasn’t just tedious tech talk with Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell though! We also talked about my recent appearance on their show, creative inspiration, Nick’s alpha brother, ghost kitchens, sleep paralysis, tipping amounts, your parents’ tipping customs, hat man, Tony’s drumming, DQ’s food Qs and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Priyanka Wali

Doctor and stand up comedian Priyanka Wali (HypochondriActor) joins the show to talk about my aversion to water, high fructose corn syrup, whether she’s more doctor or comedian deep down, what she thinks she’d be if her family hadn’t pressured her to go into medicine (the answer will surprise you!), her experience with depression, cohosting HypochondiActor with Sean Hayes, string cheese,artificial sweetener, pens, reality TV, Tik Tok medical controversies, IUDs, being recruited for Indian Matchmaker and turning it down and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Tod Perry’s Tortoises, Robin Shorr’s High School Diary, Tony’s Immediate Shower

Do you take a shower immediately upon waking? Tony does. And then he puts on shoes! (And also clothes.) I prefer to wake up slowly before being violently accosted by wetness. Tod Perry is here and he frequents the same sandwich shop where Greg Heller famously left a Yelp review for reasons we can’t remember. Robin Shorr is here and she brought her diary! And turns out Tod did as well! An embarrassment of diaries! Daniel is here and he’s so sick of me talking about his mayonnaise habit but I refuse to stop. Plus some Generation X talk and so much more!

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Betsy Sodaro

Comedian, actress, writer and podcast host Betsy Sodaro (Ghosts, Duncanville, We Love Trash) joins us to talk about growing up in Colorado, being the daughter of a children’s playwright and youngest of four sisters, writing notes to her parents, trying to be “cool” in middle school, religion, working with Crystal the monkey on Animal Practice, the California Raisins, panic attacks, her prank engagement to Drew Tarver and more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Wendy’s Zoom Bombing, Dave’s New Coffee Habit, Is Everything Okay?

I am not okay with receiving emails with, “Is everything okay?” in the subject line. Also, I want to know where everyone stands on deviled eggs. Wendy just experienced her first zoom bombing and Dave has started drinking coffee. And he’s good at it! I need to figure out what to do about an interview situation and Wendy is seducing Daniel with the aforementioned deviled eggs. Plus mental haunted houses and more.

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Laura London Returns!

Dog trainer Laura London returns to talk about leaving Texas and why, what’s causing the dog overpopulation problem, the agendas of trainers versus veterinarians, doodles, common training issues, shock collars and why they create dogs that bite, separation anxiety, where your dog should sleep, flirt poles, Wendy’s rockin’ physique and more. We also took your calls and answered your questions.

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Joe DeRosa’s Sandwiches, Alison’s Embarrassing Letter, Robin’s Skankfest Question

Robin Shorr and Joe DeRosa join us on Tony’s FIRST Thursday show since his tour that didn’t go as planned. I recently received a copy of a letter I wrote when I was 14 and it’s horrifying. Robin has been revisiting notebooks from around this time too. Joe DeRosa has opened a bar/sandwich shop and I want to hear all about it. Plus the existential crisis affecting all of us. And a cameo from Owen!

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Jenny Pentland

Jenny Pentland, author of the riveting memoir This Will Be Funny Later, was the real life inspiration for the Becky and Darlene characters on the series Roseanne, created by her mother Roseanne Barr. Jenny joins the show to talk about having been institutionalized between the ages of 13 and 18, how being a mother to five children of her own has kept her from feeling much anger at her own parents, weight issues, fame, gastric bypass, living in Hawaii, eating a squirrel, mysticism, her childhood friendship with Christina P, panic attacks, PTSD, her mom’s tweets and so much more.

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Jenna’s Family Fruit Farm, Al’s Email Tips, Daniel’s Hernia

Jenna, Al and Jeff are here and how is it we’re only just now learning that Jenna’s family owned a fruit farm?? As such, Jenna is the perfect person to weigh in on the question of who are seedless grapes for. Plus we find out about Daniel’s possible hernia, the year of Jenna, my ongoing battle with exclamation points, email etiquette according to Al, Mike Tyson’s hype man, bunk beds and more!

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