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Nick Wiger’s Jogging Emergency, Gabrus’s Camping Trip, Alison’s Step Count

Nick Wiger is back! Jon Gabrus makes his debut! Alison reveals something about a certain interaction she and Daniel keep having and a detailed script she gave to Daniel for future instances and she KNOWS this makes her look bad. Gabrus went camping and was left with one gigantic shoe. Wiger is finding vegetarianism to have some disappointing side effects. Plus pumpkin patches, step counts, reality shows, camporees, jamborees and more. And we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Pete Holmes is Back!

Comedian, actor, writer and podcast host Pete Holmes (You Made It Weird, HBO’s Crashing) is back to talk about what he wore on his very first Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend appearance, fatherhood, the many Petes, killing his ego, why Bo Burnham is like Van Gogh, spirituality, knowing the names of people on set, leaving social media, his thoughts on my social media addiction, psychedelics, repairing his relationship with his parents, Byron Katie’s books and so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Past Appearances:

2012: https://www.alisonrosen.com/2012/02/this-is-where-ariynbf-101-with-pete-holmes-will-be/

2012 (live show): https://www.alisonrosen.com/2012/08/ariynbf-128-with-pete-holmes-and-michael-rosas-live-from-nerdmelt/

2014: https://www.alisonrosen.com/2014/01/ariynbf-245-pete-holmes-returns/

2017: https://www.alisonrosen.com/2017/02/pete-holmes-4/

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Alison’s Chicken Twirling, Dave Dameshek’s Jump Humping, Robin Shorr’s Just Fixin’s

Dave Dameshek and Robin Shorr are here! Dameshek’s been altruistically cutting his own hair while Robin went on a double date that didn’t really go well. Tony’s been watching squid game along with Dave’s 12 year old son and I want to know if soaking and jump humping are real. We also get into a discussion of Hanukkah and Jewish holidays in general including one that involves twirling a chicken or money. Plus Val Kilmer, jangly music, the Sheky Awards, and fighting with ding dongs on Instagram.

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Tim Kalpakis’s Sitting Desk, Jackie Johnson’s Insomnia, Is Squid Game Scary?

Tim Kalpakis has switched from a standing desk to sitting desk and he gets the hype. Jackie is decorating her new office and has a fancy Herman Miller chair. The whole episode isn’t about chairs though. It’s also about tik tok, Jackie’s cool new wearable tech ring, insomnia, Squid Game, Theta waves, happy endings at massage parlors and more! We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Doree Shafrir

Writer and podcast host Doree Shafrir (Forever 35, Matt and Doree’s Eggcellent Adventure) returns to the show to talk about her first memoir: Thanks for Waiting: The Joy (& Weirdness) of Being a Late Bloomer. We talk about writing the memoir versus writing her novel Startup, growing disillusioned with journalism, switching her career focus from journalism to podcasting, missing New York, motherhood, infertility, Tik Tok, pandemic burnout, her shows, control and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Past Appearances: 2017 (with Matt Mira): https://www.alisonrosen.com/2017/05/matt-mira-and-doree-shafrir/

2018 (with Kate Spencer): https://www.alisonrosen.com/2018/09/kate-spencer-and-doree-shafrir-of-forever-35-were-raised-by-teen-magazines/

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Dave Huntsberger’s Nuppy, Sara Schaefer’s HaHa Hole, Chef Jeff’s Gum

Dave Huntsberger is here, fresh from dealing with madness in the mountains! Sara Schaefer is also here and she just hosted a very tiny comedy night in her miniature comedy club. Once again I endeavor to figure out what kind of scat I’m finding around the studio and Daniel once nearly got in a fight over loogies. Chef Jeff is here with a JMOE that has the potential to make Sara rock back and forth. And a story about a fiddler crab! And we do our new segment: Do You Remember This Dude?

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Niccole Thurman

Actor, writer, comic and podcast host Niccole Thurman (Jellystone, The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Scroll Down) joins the show to talk about her escape to New York, where she feels happiest, impersonating a conservative, growing up biracial in Kansas and then Chicago, google habits, spicy takes, creating The Scroll Down, Canadian comedy and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Mary Lynn’s Jetsetting, Dave’s Jetta-Setting, Do You Remember This Dude?

International superstar and my real life friend Mary Lynn Rajskub makes her Thursday show debut and Dave Huntsberger is quick to point out that he is also my friend and yet I just glossed right over that. Daniel and I are hot to talk about LuLaRich—the documentary about MLM LuLaRoe—and we all share our own experiences with multi level marketing companies. Mary Lynn’s neighbor rides a one wheel. Could there be a love connection? Plus tracing old possessions, writing on money, dog farts again, iTunes Comments of the Week, Just Me Or Everyone and a new segment: Do You Remember This Dude?

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June Diane Raphael

Actor, author, podcast host June Diane Raphael (Grace & Frankie, How Did This Get Made?, The Deep Dive) joins the show to talk about paranormal smells, learning to feel at home in her body, hair, adolescence, allergies, her “inner shit-kicker,” making time for female friendships, Filene’s Basement and Strawberry and so much more. Plus Just Me Or Everyone!

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel’s Texas Rant)

Daniel has some harsh words for Texas and he won’t back down. He also has harsh words for Alison who can barely hack attending preschool for three hours in the sun with Owen. Has Alison become even more accustomed to inactivity? A caller moved from California to Texas and feels it’s a big mistake. Another caller is moving to Canada. Alison thinks all moves are a little traumatic and Daniel disagrees which is so Daniel. Another caller claims to be Tony Thaxton but he sounds more like Greg Heller. Plus some TV Talk, Alison’s genius wearable/disposable tech idea and more.

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