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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Lettuce in Burritos)

By Alison Rosen on August 24, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Was I an awful employee? Did I have an horrendous attitude? It’s not looking good. Also the earth is trying to broil us and I share a story of an unfortunate headline. Peter has destroyed my computer and a caller says this is normal. Daniel says humans evolved from bananas or something like that and I have a surgery update. Plus Snack Chat, Girls, Daniel’s and his ex’s favorite restaurant, Daniel talking to me after I’ve fallen asleep and more.

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Soft Working Dads, Wendy’s Miracle, Italian Brainrot

By Alison Rosen on August 20, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Wendy Molyneux is here and she recently experienced a miracle. And it isn’t almost being put on a jury with Gene Simmons! Her husband Jeff Drake is here and he’s tempering his excitement. Elliot had a withering remark for Daniel and all of our children are into Italian Brainrot. Plus I have some follow up questions about the fancy toaster oven I’ve heard so much about. Plus we did Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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Jeff’s Brain, A Happy Dog Story, Smokey Bear’s Secret

By Alison Rosen on August 6, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Jeff Drake is here by himself dammit and that is okay! We discuss the campaign for Naked Gun, Smokey Bear and other things we misremember from our youth, the dog Jeff’s wife Wendy found, the time I found a dog, the time Daniel’s boss found a baby, fruits Jeff Drake has or has not eaten and so much more. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze (Asian pears), JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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Rob Kutner

By Alison Rosen on July 20, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Comedy writer Rob Kutner (Conan, The Daily Show) joins the show to talk about his new book, The Jews: 5000 Years and Counting. As someone with a confusing relationship with myself, I had some questions! We also talked about Rob’s retro case of Covid, growing up in Atlanta, being deported from Uzbekistan, writing for Dennis Miller vs. Jon Stewart vs. Conan and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me or Everyone, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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Tipsy Tony, Movies Alison Has Not Seen, Mormon Joan (with Josh Gondelman)

By Alison Rosen on July 16, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Josh Gondelman (Positive Reinforcement) joins us to discuss being too Boston for therapy despite people thinking he’s from Canada, Tony’s margarita consumption between shows, movies I have not seen and the appropriate reaction, stars and black holes, Mr Toad’s Wild Ride, the definition of “grail” and so much more.

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An Expensive Toaster Oven, A New Debate!, Tony’s Return (with Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake)

By Alison Rosen on July 2, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake are here and they have a new debate to add to their pantheon of debates. It involves tuna salad. Also we go deep on toaster ovens because Jeff owns the Lamborghini of toaster ovens. Tony Thaxton is back and we learn a little something about men’s haircare. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Hawaiian Snack Chat, Cool Ass Birds, A Couples Massage

By Alison Rosen on June 26, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

We’ve got a breaking cool ass bird update and Daniel and I were massaged within an inch of our lives. But in a good way. While said massaging was happening I noticed what I was most content thinking about it it isn’t great. Plus a Hawaiian Snack Chat featuring fruits!

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Vintage Clothing, Fish Tacos, Getting The Ick

By Alison Rosen on June 18, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Jeff Fox joins us and then Daniel leaves us. But he comes back! I tried to take advantage of Burbank’s robust vintage clothing options and it did not go well. Also I need to give an update on the estate sale/auction situation. We take some listener calls and I read some iTunes Comments of the Week. And we revisit our signature segment that we can never remember the name of.

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Riki Lindhome (Encore!)

By Alison Rosen on June 16, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

Revisiting a very early episode this week! Original description:

On the fourth episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, actress, comedian, member of funny musical duo Garfunkel and Oates and fellow podcast host Riki Lindhome joins the show to talk about relationships, Valentine’s Day, the Nuvaring, the way you have to do fun stuff like go on trips and eat at nice restaurants even if you’re single, workaholism, setting boundaries, therapy, whether relationships make you less productive and the way Kinko’s doesn’t suck, which is nuts since everyone knows Kinko’s sucks. In fact as I sit here writing this I’m still baffled at the way an otherwise intelligent woman such as Riki Lindhome can insist Kinko’s is a pleasant place to go when it’s pretty much the opposite of a pleasant place to go. Have I mentioned I hate Kinko’s? God, I hate it. But Riki doesn’t. (original airdate: March 4, 2012)

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Daniel and Alison (Daniel Xavier Fartigus Quantz and the Tyranny of the Tanned)

By Alison Rosen on June 8, 2025 in podcast, Uncategorized

We discuss unconventional middle names, Daniel’s really nice compliment, the curious case of some of the items sold at my parents’ estate sale ending up with a listener, the nubbin on the end of my new pen, Jai Alai, the sport that correlates to the person with the least to say, an armed forces tangent, Daniel’s self-tanner journey and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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