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Gate-Keeping, Guest Bathroom Etiquette, Owen’s Birthday

RJ City has returned and I need to talk about something I overheard when he used the guest bathroom at my house last month. Also he refuses to tell me the plot of a movie I’m not going to watch. Ken Reid is also here and he was once slapped because a parrot wolf-whistled and he got blamed. Plus Daniel and I are barely functioning because our son, who is having a birthday, no longer sleeps. Is it because newspapers are delivered at four in the morning. Everyone rudely shuts down my theory. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze which leads to the greatest and most important ricotta question of our time. And I realize I’ve possibly been depriving my guests of the release they need from HGFY. We also talk about mortality. And an adoptable dog named Jackson!

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Close Calls with Cults, Joel’s Fancy Romantic Dinner, Email Mishaps

Robin Shorr and Joel Stein join Tony Thaxton and me to discuss cults, cultiness, Robin’s close call, the celebrity Robin has been working out next to who apparently “drips sex,” the way Facts of Life affected Joel Stein’s virginity, losing friendships over email mishaps, how seriously the Super Bowl players take the whole thing, the halftime show, Valentine’s Day, Andy Cohen and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY and talked about an adoptable dog named Gypsy!

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Dalton Castle

Pro wrestler Dalton Castle has been a guest on the Thursday group version of my show numerous times but I felt like I needed a one-on-on-plus-Tony to really get to the core of what makes him the enviable weirdo he is. We talked about Punxsatawney Phil, worrying, how he maintains a positive outlook even when things are going awry, head shops, Jimmy Pardo, growing up in Rochester with three siblings, getting beat up by his brothers, cutting/making weight AKA “seasonal bulimia,” amateur vs professional wrestling, what him mom thinks of his career, his years in radio, meeting his wife, dislocating his jaw, The Boys, Tommy Dreamer and more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Al’s Motorboat Merit Badge, Jenna Below Deck, Tony’s New Glasses Personality

Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here to talk about sugar sausage, Tony’s new glasses and the new personality he seems to have to accompany them, when people around you suddenly change and it’s threatening, the stylist who ruined my childhood, a certain merit badge, prepping, the RV, black and white cookies, celebrity cruises, riding bikes in the city, Jenna’s hair routine, Michael Vick, homeschool, robes, an adoptable dog named Chanel and more.

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Mike’s Oral Hygiene, Jeff’s Foot Dexterity, Words and Phrases We Hate!

Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys and The Birthday Boys are here in person and we are getting to the bottom of words and phrases we can’t stand. We’re also talking about how Jeff cleans his feet before bed, dogs in the bed, how they all chose their bedrooms when they roomed together, water, the live show I attended, baths, robes, Manders and so much more. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone, HGFY and our adopt a dog segment.

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Matt Lieb

Comedian, writer, actor, musician and podcaster Matt Lieb (Pod Yourself a Gun, Frotcast, Good Mythical Morning) joins the show to talk about the miniseries Fresno, Pan-Asian buffets, the timeline of his recent marriage and brand new baby, doulas, good and bad books to read to prepare for childbirth, being 13 years sober, being addicted to heroin, having a seizure, literally hitting rock bottom, shocking videos, musicals, Good Mythical Morning and so much more. We also took your questions!

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Is Alison Becoming A Furry?)

Daniel and I have reconvened after the chaos of last week to talk about graduation tassels and a ridiculous mortar board debacle, an outrageous school meeting Daniel attended, a series of Hey Go F*ck Yourselves, whether I’m on the fast track to becoming a furry and more. Plus we took your calls and you’re all killing it with the name sandwich!

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Renee’s Dark Past, RJ’s Outrage, Facing The Quantzequences

RJ City is here in the flesh and he has choice words for both Daniel and me. Renee Colvert makes her triumphant return and I’ve found an amazing photo of her from her jukebox musical days that we need to discuss. Tony has my back and then doesn’t and it’s basically hunger games. Plus Deleted Tweets, Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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RJ City Returns!

Pro-wrestler, actor and talk show host RJ City (AEW’s Hey! (EW)) is in town and in studio. He gives me an inordinate amount of sh*t for the previous night’s debacle, maligns otters, tries to drive a wedge between Tony and me, and refuses to accept that I “get” wrestling now. We also talk about aliases, arachnophobia, attending a “happening” drama school, Kaye Ballard, sex, threesomes, protein bars, Don Knotts, and more. Plus the return of How Dare You and audience questions.

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Jackie’s Purloined Fruit, Tony and Caroline’s Going-Out Pants, Alison’s Eyes

Jackie Johnson is here and once again her fruit has been stolen! And not just any fruit but sentimental fruit! Caroline Moss is here and happens to know a ton about the rules surrounding helping yourself to your neighbor’s bounty. Plus she and Tony Thaxton share a pair of pants. We compare notes about New Year’s Eve and also discuss the sorry state of my eyes. Plus predictive text, astronomical homes, loungewear and more!

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