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Hm. I didn't realize I made that face when the sun's in my eyes. Also, welcome to my face, vein on the side of my nose.
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Wherever you go, there your fabric swatches are.
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Ok so my friend the NYC Donut Reporter who also goes by Duane Reade and also by Mike Boyle posted a much funnier and more descriptive assessment of yesterday’s Chili thing than mine and I dare say he paid better attention than I did because I learned quite a bit of stuff from reading his blog. Stuff that presumably I heard yesterday as well. And I know what happened. See, a few minutes in I decided I should update my twitter. Then I tried to think of something clever. Then I decided that I would pretend I didn’t realize that this was a lunch for the country of Chili and instead thought it was about chili, you know, the meaty or not crock pot thing with beans. So then I tried to figure out how to best convey that. Then we left.

Very emotional night. I haven’t seen this many tears since…. the last election.

http://activitypit.ning.com/profiles/blogs/thoughts-about-myself-on-this

I hated everything at Laz-y-boy! Hooray!
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Are you a complete douche? Let the world know with this:

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Cab Driver: So are you married, miss?
Me: Nope
Cab Driver: Really? I would have thought you be married with two kids.
Me: Yeah
Cab Driver: I’m surprised. You’re top chef. You know? Top chef. You ain’t all beat up.

After making the below post I burned my tongue! ON THE TEA!

Also, I’m all ready to upload the clips from Mike and Juliet this morning but YouTube is fixing something on the site and you can’t upload right now. They just better be back up and running soon or else I’ll be forced to take more photos of myself with inanimate objects.