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Bill, Anna and Dr. Baden who totally complimented my earrings a few weeks ago. The man appreciates smart accessories.
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Anna, upon seeing shot: "Well that's very telling." Later I shot a similar video. Apparently I only have eyes for me.

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This must be what they use to literally grease the tracks.

I’m certainly not the first to comment on it, but this website is funny:

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Greetings my little corn muffins (Ted, that was for you). Question: do I need to change the color of my hyperlink text or are you able to see it? On my computer it looks kind of dim but maybe that’s just me? Are you usually aware where the links are? Speak now or deal with purple hyperlink text.

Also wanted to give a shoutout to all the regular readers of the blog. I love you guys! And to all the new readers? After a brief probationary period I will probably love you too.

How do I feel about the fact that I papercut the hell out of the web between my thumb and forefinger? Well, maybe not the web part or whatever it’s really called. More like the edge of the palm of my hand. In a word? Good. In two words? Not good.

Thank God it’s not my shuffling hand is all I can say.

You know, in case you were wondering.

With bonus wrinkles which aren't actually wrinkles but dryness. I think. Unless they're wrinkles.

Uh oh. I think the red eye driver is going the wrong way. Good thing I have such a great sense of direction.
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Don’t be jealous but I bought a mouse pad that’s ALSO a pad of paper so I can jot down notes while I type and then get ink all over my mouse!

I bought it at Anthropologie, where they also have giant ampersands and where I punched a woman in the head while trying on a coat.