I think I have what it takes.
Bid on Bryan and me!
Perhaps you need your car washed or your lawn mowed or your kid babysat or your dinner cooked or your dog walked? While Ace* is in New York, Bryan and I will be doing odd jobs. Bid on us on eBay! Do it!
*I pretty much never call him that.
In other, unrelated news, it’s raining and water is coming in thru my front door. Perhaps I will drink it as I never turn down freshly strained door juice.
After the Adam Carolla Show 10/3/11
I cannot say “broccoli popcorn feet” without cracking up.
After the Adam Carolla Show vlog 10/2/11
Moving is making me dumb. Also: soda!
I played piano with Ben Folds!
And he sang about cantaloupe and Nancy Grace!
Here I am all by myself (talking about Jane Goodall and pranks)
Here I am with Jonah Keri!
There was talk of nipples.
John Doe and I talked about kissing. Sort of.
Jeff Ross roasted my shirt.
Also and completely unrelated, I bought a bed! Went to the store, did some comparison napping, made up my mind and have only been questioning my decision…. well, I think we need a way to measure degrees of decision questioning… on a scale of 1 to 6 I’d say I’m at a 2, which is low for me. I also think I usually come up with better scales and 1 to 6 is pretty uncreative. Hm.