Perhaps you need your car washed or your lawn mowed or your kid babysat or your dinner cooked or your dog walked? While Ace* is in New York, Bryan and I will be doing odd jobs. Bid on us on eBay! Do it!
*I pretty much never call him that.
In other, unrelated news, it’s raining and water is coming in thru my front door. Perhaps I will drink it as I never turn down freshly strained door juice.
I cannot say “broccoli popcorn feet” without cracking up.
Moving is making me dumb. Also: soda!
And he sang about cantaloupe and Nancy Grace!
There was talk of nipples.
Also and completely unrelated, I bought a bed! Went to the store, did some comparison napping, made up my mind and have only been questioning my decision…. well, I think we need a way to measure degrees of decision questioning… on a scale of 1 to 6 I’d say I’m at a 2, which is low for me. I also think I usually come up with better scales and 1 to 6 is pretty uncreative. Hm.
So Tim Ferriss was supposed to be in this promo video but he had to leave so I did it myself and at a certain point realized I was acting as if I was doing a vlog in my bedroom as opposed to doing a promo video at the studio. The difference is nudity, by the way. (I forgot to take it all off in this one.) And apparently I love you.