So I’m pretty sure I’ve been fairly chatty about the awesome iPhone app that KarpayDM designed but here’s a link to download it if you haven’t already.

P.S. Your iPhone looks naked without this app.

P.P.S. Not hot naked though. Gross naked.

Perhaps you missed my theme song?

Go here to listen.

Okay I have an important question: What kind of toilet paper do you guys use? Because I keep buying Cottonelle which then breaks apart in my hand and if I wanted a fistful of my own ass I would just forgo toilet paper altogether. Then again, I’m very averse to something like Charmin Ultra Strong because once I bought it accidentally and it’s like a scouring pad for your butt. It’s like a butt buff puff. An ass loofah. I realize I’m likely alienating many of you by even talking about this. It’s for a friend. A friend who occasionally  uses the bathroom. I myself merely go in there to do my hair which always looks great anyway.

Remember in yesterday’s episode how I said I may or may not put the above video on my blog? I decided I would. And I just did. As I said yesterday, it was for an audition but I didn’t want to deprive you of any of my precious words, because each of them is like a diamond wrapped in rubies covered in gold and dipped in gravy.

Here’s a story about me and the upcoming reporter show. Perhaps you want to read it? Pretty sure you do!

Last night’s show was a blast. Here is a link. Please note the awesomeness of my theme song.

CNI 222 – Alison Rosen (The Daily Alison) & a Michael Emerson Drive-By