What are you doing Saturday at noon ET? You’re listening to week 5 (I think it’s week 5?) of the TV Theme Song Tournament on the Morning VIP on Fox Sports Radio! I’m the special guest judge once more and I’m pulling for the Facts of Life theme song. I’m just going to put my cards on the table. I’m also going to put it all out there. While I’m doing that I’ll tell all and spill my guts and pull no punches and … uh-oh… I’m losing synonyms. I’m pretty sure I should be able to rattle off a zillion cliches meaning the same thing and yet I’m coming up empty. I’m coming up short. I’m bankrupt. I’m drawing a blank. I’m having a brain fart. I’m… oh this is worse than I thought.

Anyway, hopefully I will have recovered my ability to put words together. If not I’ll just hum.

Watch twitter for the link to listen and possibly watch.

If my name were Gil I would encourage my friends to make, “Gil, baby, Gil!” jokes. Not because it’s funny, but because that’s the kind of Gil I’d be.

Here is an article about your friend and mine Andrew Hunt that mentions ME!

http://www.cbc.ca/laughoutloud/blog/2010/05/comedy-star-of-the-week.html

On the way to the airport yesterday my sister asked me what I was going to do in CA and I told her one of the many things I had planned was a head transplant. Then I confessed that I was unsure whether I wanted to get a new head put on my body or have my head put on a different body, which perhaps would be a body transplant. She suggested I make a list of pros and cons on the airplane. Unfortunately my airplane time was taken up with other things such as watching When in Rome and fidgeting. So I guess I’m right where I began, transplant wise, and for that I’m sorry.

Also today is the day an ARIYNBF is happening although I only woke up a little while ago (it’s a little after 2pm in my head which apparently is early for me?) and a lot of things have to happen before this show comes together (not really) so bide your time my preciouses.

Precious is a word that doesn’t lend itself to being plural.