If my name were Gil I would encourage my friends to make, “Gil, baby, Gil!” jokes. Not because it’s funny, but because that’s the kind of Gil I’d be.
May 19 ARIYNBF Recap
TrappDog edited and uploaded this! Could he be more awesome? (Answer: No, he could not.)
My gums looked fantastic
Today I went to the dentist and received confirmation of something I’ve long suspected: my gums look fantastic. “All that flapping’s paid off!” I didn’t say to the hygienist, as there were dental instruments in my mouth and plus, no one likes a smug gum show-off. Then the dentist himself came in, nodded in agreement over the fantasticness level of my gums and inquired as to whether I was still wearing my night guard and grinding my teeth. This struck me as odd, since I neither wear a night guard nor grind my teeth. Then he assured me if I get super famous he can do porcelain veneers. “Ah, probably won’t have to do that,” he said upon reflection. I’m hoping this was more a referendum on my teeth than my chances at achieving “super fame.”
The whole thing made me think of this story I wrote a million years ago. Incidentally I will be seeing said tooth whore, the subject of the story, tonight. People with fantastic teeth/gums must stick together.
Reading signs
Congrats! It’s okay for your hand to be as big as an airplane.
Tobey wishes you a happy Memorial Day
This glove is saying hi to you
An article about Andrew Hunt that mentions ME
Here is an article about your friend and mine Andrew Hunt that mentions ME!
http://www.cbc.ca/laughoutloud/blog/2010/05/comedy-star-of-the-week.html
About my flight and other stuff
On the way to the airport yesterday my sister asked me what I was going to do in CA and I told her one of the many things I had planned was a head transplant. Then I confessed that I was unsure whether I wanted to get a new head put on my body or have my head put on a different body, which perhaps would be a body transplant. She suggested I make a list of pros and cons on the airplane. Unfortunately my airplane time was taken up with other things such as watching When in Rome and fidgeting. So I guess I’m right where I began, transplant wise, and for that I’m sorry.
Also today is the day an ARIYNBF is happening although I only woke up a little while ago (it’s a little after 2pm in my head which apparently is early for me?) and a lot of things have to happen before this show comes together (not really) so bide your time my preciouses.
Precious is a word that doesn’t lend itself to being plural.
Happy Saturday, here are some ducklings
Thanks to Scott Wheeler for sending this (and Thursday’s duckling) in!
Sending out ariynbf shirts
I gave my assistants the day off right after I realized I didn’t have any. Thankfully I was able to encourage a fleet of woodland creatures to help me with the packaging, addressing and putting stamps on that’s involved in getting these shirts out. Chipmunks, by the way, are great at math.
In other news someone is playing music so loud outside that I feel like I’m at college and someone has their stereo pointed toward the courtyard indicating it’s the beginning of a vacation. Except that sounds kind of exciting versus this, which is just loud and annoying. Instead of complaining I was going to just close my window but lo and behold it’s closed. Back to complaining I go.Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry