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Bro no

I’m fairly tired of the bro prefix. It was funny about eight years ago when people were joking about bro-downs and brodeos. Circa now, it’s lost its charm. So I was thinking, what are some words that would never get the bro treatment? Words that are bro-proof? Here are a few:

Pot Broast
Brobitussin
Brole playing games
Bromaine lettuce
Brotery telephone
Brotmeal
Bro nail fungus

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