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Author Archive | Alison Rosen

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison’s Birthday)

Daniel is back and he gets first billing in this title! This week we talk about nearly caving, the need to be social, Mother’s Day and Alison’s Birthday, Elliot’s card, Daniel’s rule about New York, three adjectives to describe Alison and so much more. We also take your calls, including one about remembering Becki McClure, and do Deleted Tweets.

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Jackie’s Big News, Alie’s Whittling, Skincare Treatments

Jackie Johnson has some news to share and share she does! Alie Ward is back and she’s been whittling and talking to virologists. Also we talk about thongs, skin treatments, dog teeth and so much more!

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Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and A Scary Incident)

Daniel joins me this week for an episode where we recount a scary incident involving Elliot hitting his head. We also talk about my changing opinion of water, feeling your feelings, Daniel’s quarantine inventions and so much more. Plus your calls!

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Kevin’s Deceit, Renee’s Cascade, A Hawaii Quiz!

Kevin T. Porter is back and his lockdown beard is beautiful but deceiving. Renee is here and she’s still a minimalist. Tony is still wearing his daily shoes. Alison is confused. She’s also strapped in for a cascade of compliments. Plus a Hawaii Quiz!

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Travis McElroy is Recovering

Travis McElroy (My Brother, My Brother and Me) returns to the show to talk about lockdown life, scaling back on the number of shows he does, giving Daniel Tiger credit for teaching his firstborn how to be kind to her baby sister, loving his kids more than he loves himself, live dates, being a recovering narcissist, conventions, styling and so much more. We also took your questions! Video of this episode is up on Patreon.

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Alie Ward’s Horrifying Back, Jackie Johnson’s Audition, Sit Down Pee Energy

Alie Ward is here and had some special treatment performed on her back that’s left it looking like raw meat. Jackie Johnson, who just did a home audition as a gator lady for which her breasts have never looked better, might barf and I am right there with her. Also we talk about Taylor Swift (polarized opinions!), Patreon, being women in the public eye, tooth whiteness, Jackie’s chest, the Playboy Mansion, dog etiquette, extrinsic versus intrinsic motivation and so much more.

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Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and Daniel’s New Hair Routine)

Daniel’s got a whole new hair system in place involving new products and new tools. He also makes an offhand comment that nearly derails me. DID I SEEM TIRED? I drank the half-caff! Also we discuss grief, toddlers, my weird snapping habit, Daniel’s Rocky montage and more.

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Alie’s Mealbreakers, Jackie’s Chickpeas, New Hobbies

Alie Ward is here but only because we aren’t serving any raw tomatoes. Jackie Johnson is here too, along with her diplomas, to tell us about her adventures in the kitchen (chickpeas of the sea!) and discuss the ethics of creating her own Chooch clones. I have some sad news to share about the passing of a beloved listener but also I need to debate Swiss cheese and whether it deserves a seat my table. Plus Alie’s whittling accident, an update on Jackie’s exclusive scoop from last week and Tony’s bananas. This episode is not as much about food as this description makes it seem! Also some Gal Chat!

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Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and Daniel’s Dream)

Why is Alison’s brain offering her a non-stop loop of awkward memories from twenty-plus years ago? And what does Daniel’s highly embarrassing dream featuring a bold personality indicate? These are but a few of the things we talk about this week. We also discuss whether Alison is cool (she and Daniel disagree AND NOT HOW YOU’D HOPE) and take your calls. Plus iTunes Comments of the Week!

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Daniel Let Me Finish The Puzzle!

I’ve talked on my podcasts about this super difficult Edward Gorey puzzle I bought on Amazon because it was the only one that would arrive in any sort of timely manner. If it were up to me I would have bought something much more colorful and cheesy but monochromatic goth it is. Anyway, this puzzle has been sitting on our dining room table for days now and Daniel has been slowly chipping away at it. I recently walked in to find it like this (the above photo). He wanted to let me finish it.

On the one hand I’m insulted by how patronizing this is. On the other, putting those final pieces in was both easy and satisfying and when I strike it rich, after I put an ice skating rink and a salad bar, I’m probably going to hire a puzzler.

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