Author Archive | Alison Rosen

Scotty Landes is in Tahiti, Kurt Braunohler Doesn’t Care Anymore, Violent Stretching

By Alison Rosen on January 26, 2022 in podcast

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes of Bananas are here with us although actually Scotty is currently in Tahiti. He’s also been in Bora Bora and Moorea where he learned fish love pepperoni pizza. I want to know if it’s ok to violently and loudly stretch while talking to someone or if that needs to be saved for the same people you burp and fart in front of. Also we are getting to the bottom of coconut jellybeans. Jeff Fox claims he’s never had one. I am dubious. Plus Charlie Fromage, larping, hot chocolate, buttholes, Just Me Or Everyone and a secret audio easter egg at the very end!

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Jenny Pentland

By Alison Rosen on January 23, 2022 in podcast, Uncategorized

Jenny Pentland, author of the riveting memoir This Will Be Funny Later, was the real life inspiration for the Becky and Darlene characters on the series Roseanne, created by her mother Roseanne Barr. Jenny joins the show to talk about having been institutionalized between the ages of 13 and 18, how being a mother to five children of her own has kept her from feeling much anger at her own parents, weight issues, fame, gastric bypass, living in Hawaii, eating a squirrel, mysticism, her childhood friendship with Christina P, panic attacks, PTSD, her mom’s tweets and so much more.

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Jenna’s Family Fruit Farm, Al’s Email Tips, Daniel’s Hernia

By Alison Rosen on January 19, 2022 in podcast, Uncategorized

Jenna, Al and Jeff are here and how is it we’re only just now learning that Jenna’s family owned a fruit farm?? As such, Jenna is the perfect person to weigh in on the question of who are seedless grapes for. Plus we find out about Daniel’s possible hernia, the year of Jenna, my ongoing battle with exclamation points, email etiquette according to Al, Mike Tyson’s hype man, bunk beds and more!

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Sarah Marshall

By Alison Rosen on January 16, 2022 in podcast, Uncategorized

Journalist and podcaster Sarah Marshall of hugely popular You’re Wrong About and You Are Good joins the show to talk about how she envisions the word “juggernaut,” growing up in Oregon and Hawaii as a “lonely, adultified kid,” her theory that loneliness is an American problem, grad school, fan fiction, television about television, memory, Tonya Harding, Go Ask Alice, Flowers in the Attic, the Sex and the City reboot and continuing You’re Wrong About after her cohost Michael Hobbes left. We also took your questions, and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Jackie’s Juicy Pregnancy Butt, Kevin’s Casting Success, Exclamation Points!

By Alison Rosen on January 13, 2022 in podcast

Jackie Johnson is here with some fantastic info about the effects of pregnancy on her bootay. Kevin T. Porter is here and honestly, his story about pretending to be the casting director of Super Mario Brothers is the best thing I’ve heard in a very long time. I want to know if 2022 is the year I finally downsize my exclamation points but everyone’s telling me I need to ditch “no worries” as well which is not going to be easy. Plus Just Me Or Everyone, liars who lie, unvaxxed celeb rumors, TV talk and more!

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Dalton Ross

By Alison Rosen on January 9, 2022 in podcast

Dalton Ross, Executive-Editor-at-Large for Entertainment Weekly (and old friend of mine) joins the show to talk about fighting Oscar De La Hoya for a story, how he and I met, playing the long game to get on my show, the frog he bought his son that’s still alive, empty nest syndrome, meeting his iconic wife (Christina Kelly of Sassy fame), how competition reality shows are filmed, Survivor, Temptation Island, growing up in the DC hardcore scene, starting a zine and so much more. We also did around of Just Me Or Everyone and Hey Go F*ck Yourself!

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Robin’s Hallmark Movie, Jordan’s Goth Vampire Giantess, Podcast Bosses

By Alison Rosen on January 5, 2022 in podcast

It’s our first show recorded in 2022! Robin Shorr is here and she once starred in a Hallmark movie with Steve Gutenberg! Also she was passionate about salad in a Golden Corral commercial. Jordan Morris puts down the video game controller long enough to join us. Thanks to him now we know about Lady Dimitrescu and goth vampire giantesses. And we also talk about Sweet James and James Lipton. And more including cool seventh grade girl languages, Yellow Jackets, the SATC reboot, Amish people and more! Plus Chef Jeff is filling in for Tony!

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel’s Announcement)

By Alison Rosen on January 2, 2022 in podcast, Uncategorized

Happy New Year! We listen to the rest of your voicemails and take an important two part call from Wendy Molyneux regarding Tony’s nickname. Daniel shares his feelings about the song “Santa Baby” which leads to some stylings from DQ. Is this the Quantz method for holiday songs? Plus an announcement from Daniel and more.

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Dave Grohl’s Train Podcast, Wendy’s Garfield NFT, Happy New Year!

By Alison Rosen on December 29, 2021 in podcast

Happy almost New Year’s Eve! Wendy Molyneux, Dave Huntsberger, Tony and Daniel join me plus special appearances by Dave Grohl, Wendy’s son and more!

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls Plus Greg Heller!)

By Alison Rosen on December 26, 2021 in podcast

After a discussion of the way sickness (but not THAT sickness) has tried to ruin our Christmas spirit we share some deleted tweets, listen to your calls about resolutions and discuss the phenomenon of Julia Allison. Plus Greg calls in from inside a musical toy factory and we share our own resolutions.

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