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Tod Perry’s Tortoises, Robin Shorr’s High School Diary, Tony’s Immediate Shower

Do you take a shower immediately upon waking? Tony does. And then he puts on shoes! (And also clothes.) I prefer to wake up slowly before being violently accosted by wetness. Tod Perry is here and he frequents the same sandwich shop where Greg Heller famously left a Yelp review for reasons we can’t remember. Robin Shorr is here and she brought her diary! And turns out Tod did as well! An embarrassment of diaries! Daniel is here and he’s so sick of me talking about his mayonnaise habit but I refuse to stop. Plus some Generation X talk and so much more!

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Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*cked)

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the hit podcast Guys We F*cked join us to talk about Our Special Day, the true emptiness of the butt, their good cop/bad cop relationship, Krystyna’s transformation, Corinne dating a married man in an open relationship and the truth about polyamory, how the show started, Amber Rose, anti slut-shaming, their deal with Luminary, haters, childhood trauma, developing a TV series, lies about love, giving advice, not talking about current relationships, their dogs, things that make them angry, sexting theater and so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Arden Myrin’s Apples, Rob Cohen’s Crazy Ladies, Alison’s Revenge

Arden Myrin, fresh from food poisoning, is here to encourage my eventual move to Rhode Island. Rob Cohen, who has not only been to Arden’s hometown but met her dad, is also here to be uncomfortable while I ask him personal questions. Tony is here too and claims he has no game but I don’t buy it. I’m a little up in my head following a recent podcast appearance and also my husband is encroaching on my bathroom counter space. I’d write more here but if he sees this he’ll be on to me. I have a plan thanks for my guests! And Jeff is here with drops a-plenty! Follow his cat on social media!

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Betsy Sodaro

Comedian, actress, writer and podcast host Betsy Sodaro (Ghosts, Duncanville, We Love Trash) joins us to talk about growing up in Colorado, being the daughter of a children’s playwright and youngest of four sisters, writing notes to her parents, trying to be “cool” in middle school, religion, working with Crystal the monkey on Animal Practice, the California Raisins, panic attacks, her prank engagement to Drew Tarver and more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Wendy’s Zoom Bombing, Dave’s New Coffee Habit, Is Everything Okay?

I am not okay with receiving emails with, “Is everything okay?” in the subject line. Also, I want to know where everyone stands on deviled eggs. Wendy just experienced her first zoom bombing and Dave has started drinking coffee. And he’s good at it! I need to figure out what to do about an interview situation and Wendy is seducing Daniel with the aforementioned deviled eggs. Plus mental haunted houses and more.

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Laura London Returns!

Dog trainer Laura London returns to talk about leaving Texas and why, what’s causing the dog overpopulation problem, the agendas of trainers versus veterinarians, doodles, common training issues, shock collars and why they create dogs that bite, separation anxiety, where your dog should sleep, flirt poles, Wendy’s rockin’ physique and more. We also took your calls and answered your questions.

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Joe DeRosa’s Sandwiches, Alison’s Embarrassing Letter, Robin’s Skankfest Question

Robin Shorr and Joe DeRosa join us on Tony’s FIRST Thursday show since his tour that didn’t go as planned. I recently received a copy of a letter I wrote when I was 14 and it’s horrifying. Robin has been revisiting notebooks from around this time too. Joe DeRosa has opened a bar/sandwich shop and I want to hear all about it. Plus the existential crisis affecting all of us. And a cameo from Owen!

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Jon Gabrus

Jon Gabrus is here—on his birthday no less—to talk about fat squirrels, growing up in a diverse but segregated area of New Jersey, starting High & Mighty, changing schools a number of times, getting in trouble, losing a scholarship, wearing his dad’s jeans, kid fashion, drinking, therapy, relationship day-to-day, Improv level one go-tos, meeting Betsy Sodaro and so much more. We also answered your questions.

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Scotty Landes is in Tahiti, Kurt Braunohler Doesn’t Care Anymore, Violent Stretching

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes of Bananas are here with us although actually Scotty is currently in Tahiti. He’s also been in Bora Bora and Moorea where he learned fish love pepperoni pizza. I want to know if it’s ok to violently and loudly stretch while talking to someone or if that needs to be saved for the same people you burp and fart in front of. Also we are getting to the bottom of coconut jellybeans. Jeff Fox claims he’s never had one. I am dubious. Plus Charlie Fromage, larping, hot chocolate, buttholes, Just Me Or Everyone and a secret audio easter egg at the very end!

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Jenny Pentland

Jenny Pentland, author of the riveting memoir This Will Be Funny Later, was the real life inspiration for the Becky and Darlene characters on the series Roseanne, created by her mother Roseanne Barr. Jenny joins the show to talk about having been institutionalized between the ages of 13 and 18, how being a mother to five children of her own has kept her from feeling much anger at her own parents, weight issues, fame, gastric bypass, living in Hawaii, eating a squirrel, mysticism, her childhood friendship with Christina P, panic attacks, PTSD, her mom’s tweets and so much more.

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