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Hear me on the radio tomorrow
I'll be on Fox Sports Radio Saturday at 12:20pm ET chatting about a bunch of things, most of them having to do with my athletic prowess. Seriously, have you ever seen me walk? I hardly ever fall down. You can listen here 1340wbgn.com.
On tonight's ARIYNBF
Laura Leu and Adam Winer AKA The Navigeaters!
A preview of an Italian soap opera in which I play a cabbage saleswoman with a mysterious past!
A surprise I can’t tell you about because then it wouldn’t be a surprise!
Fan phone call! (click to find out how to enter)
Me telling you about my merchandise! And possibly telling you about this thing that happened yesterday that was annoying!
TV Talk!
Happy Ducklings!
Dustin! Nevada! Koryn!
Your Shoutouts! (here’s the deal you guys, I’ve been too busy this week to secure a sponsor so while that is great and means I’ve been busy writing, it’s also not great in terms of me having the show sponsored. Which is why I’m pushing the shoutouts! They’re like tiny microsponsorships!)
Me worrying I’ve become obnoxious! (see above)
An email I just sent about tomorrow's ARIYNBF
Hi! Just a reminder that I’m doing my show tomorrow at 10pm ET/7pm PT. My guests are Laura Leu and Adam Winer who have a website called Navigeaters where they’re eating a meal from every country in the world without leaving NYC. Mostly they’re eating disgusting stuff involving eyeballs. Also I have a couple new segments I’m unveiling including a preview of a soap opera we’re going to be acting out on the show. I play a cabbage saleswoman (or so I’ve been told by my friend who’s writing it).
It’s now occurring to me that it’s pretty lazy of me to just be copying an email and putting it on this blog but that’s me: lazy. I hope it doesn’t affect cabbage sales! rsvp for the show!
And check out these reduced shoutout rates!
And look at all that hot fancy sidebar action to the right!
Attention: You may now get all up in my merch
Pre-order a shirt or donate to my show fund and receive a signed photo and maybe even a limited edition button. Yay! In other news, I fear I’ve made the page very confusing. If you feel confused, let me know.
This still cracks me up (Italian scene from the last ARIYNBF)
By the way, this would be a great time to RSVP for the next episode featuring Laura Leu and Adam Winer and a whole crapload of surprises. In fact I kind of want to tell you about the surprises right now. Should I? Hm.
early evening duckling
On tonight's Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Nevada Caldwell
Tonight is a super duper special awesome show (ok fine, I say that about all of them but I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME) because my friend Nevada Caldwell will be dropping in and she has choreographed every aspect of this from her outfit to her opera cake. I don’t know you guys, I just work here. Also, we’ll be talking Natali Del Conte and learning about the iPad and probably we’ll have to discuss NOODLES.
Here’s me and Natali!
And Dustin may or may not show up. Don’t even get me started on that guy. And of course we’ll be doing all the things you love like JMOE and TV Talk and phone-a-fan and dating experiment and I have new songs to play you that Trapp wrote and they are amazing!
Tonight’s sponsor is Saxton Manufacturing Co. They also sponsored last week’s show. You should call them up this instant and thank them for keeping this show going because I’ve been calling them every minute on the minute thanking them but I am just one person. I just learned a lot about water treatment including all the different kinds of things that could be in your water depending if you live in a city or rural environment. Seriously, I could go on Jeopardy and sweep the water category, if there were one. Uranium, you guys. URANIUM in water! It’s happened! So the thing about Saxton is they can deal with any kind of water treatment situation you need to take care of. And they’re nice. How nice? So nice they sponsored this show and the last one. You can ask for water hardness testing strips for free if you want a fun free thing and you can also talk about any water questions or issues by emailing Gary at SaxtonAR [at] gmail [dot ]com or using the form on their web site. You can also call (714) 546-9020 for info. Deep discount for my viewers so mention that, won’t you?
Let's all not be able to handle how cute this is together!
Phone-a-fan details!
You know what I need? Some kind of show wiki. In lieu of that, a show website. In lieu of that, just somewhere to go to get info about the show like a page. I need to get on that. In the meantime I’ll just regurgitate the info and spit it into your mouth like a bird, because who doesn’t love birds? Especially birds with info?
Here’s the phone-a-fan details you need to know, should you want a piece of this action, which you pretty much do:
Okay my little quesadillas, this is how it’s going to go down. Instead of having the last fan choose who the next fan to receive a call on the show is, I’m thinking everyone who wants to get a call should send me their info and I will put all of it in a hat although it’s quite possible it won’t really be a hat and instead it will be a double boiler or a shoe.
If I call you and you don’t answer, I will pull another name out of the hat and you will silently curse your cruel fate.
So send me your name and number (I fear this request sounds creepy but I assure you I will not do anything with your numbers other than put them in said shoe or hat or boiler) to alisonrosenisyournewbestfriend at gmail dot com and you will be entered into lifechanging phone call territory. Speaking of territory, for now this is limited to the continental US because I can’t afford to call other places because that’s the kind of show I’m doing: a cheap one. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL!
Also on tomorrow’s show, awesome guests. I’m putting the final touches on the awesomeness now, so I don’t want to say for sure, because it’s not for sure, but then nothing in this world is. Except my love for you. That is rock solid. And the fact that I can only handle TV makeup on my face for so long before I want to peel it off or punch someone. See you tomorrow! Or later tonight!