Special Guest Post: Alison Rosen Tells a Tale of Public Speaking
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We're so two dimensional

Howard Shum did this cool drawing of Bald Bryan and me. I think it’s awesome. I also think I need to blog more so I’m going to try to post something every day. You’re welcome!
Tobey's Daydream
Some time ago my boyfriend asked if I wanted to do something which I didn’t want to do so I took a picture of myself grimacing and sent it to him and told him it was my reaction. Periodically he sends me back this photo which is like sending heroin to a junkie since I’m addicted to my own face. Recently though he incorporated a photo of my parents dog, Tobey, and called the whole thing “Tobey’s Daydream” which I think is adorable however I might rename it “El Sueño de Tobey” just to be pretentious. But I wanted to share it with you since I am endlessly amused by it.
Big John McCarthy teaches me how to be a UFC ref
I think I have what it takes.
Bid on Bryan and me!
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Perhaps you need your car washed or your lawn mowed or your kid babysat or your dinner cooked or your dog walked? While Ace* is in New York, Bryan and I will be doing odd jobs. Bid on us on eBay! Do it!
*I pretty much never call him that.
In other, unrelated news, it’s raining and water is coming in thru my front door. Perhaps I will drink it as I never turn down freshly strained door juice.
After the Adam Carolla Show 10/3/11
I cannot say “broccoli popcorn feet” without cracking up.
After the Adam Carolla Show vlog 10/2/11
Moving is making me dumb. Also: soda!
I played piano with Ben Folds!
And he sang about cantaloupe and Nancy Grace!
Here I am all by myself (talking about Jane Goodall and pranks)
Here I am with Jonah Keri!
There was talk of nipples.


