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Looks like we all need a pick-me-up

A commenter on my previous post said it looked like I needed a pick-me-up and I should look at puppies at a pet store. So true! But since I don’t have time to go to a pet store I thought I’d post cute photos instead. And then since I was posting cute photos of course I had to include some of myself because anything else? Criminal!

Here is a duckling.


Here’s Tobey looking scruffy.

Here’s me at The Gates a few years ago. It was orange and yet unspectacular.

Here’s Woofie when he was a puppy with his toy.

Here’s Tobey looking all smushed.

Here’s me on CNET’s The 404 which I’ll be back on April 10.

Here’s a cute kitten and duckling.

Here’s me with rollers stuck to a hat. (If you haven’t checked out the video of Anna, Natali and me discussing this hot trend, you should totally do so. It’s somewhere on youtube. Happy hunting!)

Here’s me on Red Eye last week.

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War on un-cute


Need an injection of cuteness in your day? I think you do. The awesome Joe McDonald sent in these pics. Apparently a fawn followed a beagle through a family’s doggie door in Bitinger, MD and it made the local news. It also made this blog, which is pretty prestigious.

Anyway, it’s all fun and games until the fawn attacks a family friend and you have to stab it to death.

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Damn weed smokers

Someone reached my blog by searching “caterpillars coughing cartoon pics.”

It’s funny because I’ve written about all those things, just not together.

Also I have puffy eyes from crying. Puffy sad crying pillow eyes. It’s very sexy, as you can well imagine. Also sexy: death, grief and mourning. Right?

I’m sorry, I’m making you uncomfortable. Shall we talk about puppies and ducklings?

I think this is in order:




There, I feel a little better.

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See me on The Strategy Room at 3pm today EST

You can watch it here. www.foxnews.com/strategyroom

And then I’ll be on Red Eye Thursday night/Fri morning and The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet on Friday morning. I’m totally infesting your TV.

Infest is a gross word. Even if you had an infestation of something cute, like ducklings. In fact I’d almost say a duckling infestation is an oxymoron. But it’s not. Just almost. You know?

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