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Clips from Red Eye on May 1

The editing in this video isn’t amazing. I’ll have to bring that up to my videographer whose name is Alison Rosen but clearly it’s some other Alison Rosen, not this one, because this one is far too busy being important. (Also, yes, Greg had something on his face. It was makeup from a joke about Red Eye now broadcasting in HD.)

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Clip from last night's Red Eye

(note: Yes, Greg had something on his face. It related to a “now broadcasting in HD” joke at the beginning of the show. And note the way I did not say “top” of the show. I think it’s pretentious to use industry lingo when talking to the demo. You know? Roger that.)

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clips from Biography Channel

Someone wanted to see some of my more straightforward reporting so I made this not very fancy video which I’m sharing with you, lovers, because I keep no secrets from you. What’s mine is my blog’s is yours. Also, I’m kind of shaky/overworked right now but I met the scary deadlines, I think. I say “I think” because sometimes turning in a story is like kicking a wayward child out of the nest—a lot of work and yet you know he’s likely to return with a few STDs or knocked up with editor’s notes. Oh, also I should say that I think maybe I was confusing in my post about going to LA. I went there to interview other people. One for Page Six Magazine and one for Maxim magazine. Not job interviews, except actually they are job interviews, just not for jobs. Did that make sense? Nothing makes sense anymore I’m so tired. I went to rest my head against the wall and because I’m retarded I “rested” my head too quickly and kind of bounced my head off the wall. It was refreshingly painful really. Like a breath of fresh head trauma. Like a concussive blast of nerve endings. Okay, here’s the video. I’m longwinded when my brain is pushing on my skull.

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Cutest Tobey video ever

This is Tobey sitting in the chair with my dad watching TV. I’m thinking it must be All My Children in the background. And you can hear my mom talking to Tobey. And then one of the characters on TV says “Hi honey!” after my mom says “Hi Tobey.” It’s kind of confusing but the important thing to notice is his adorable feet. Also, his manly hair bow.

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