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Think you know me? Take the quiz

What kind of person writes a quiz about themselves? This kind of person. Now, to the questions, shall we?

1. I typically refer to my eyes a certain way. That way is:

a) dancing brown eyes flecked with gold
b) chocolate brown
c) shit brown
d) hazel

2. If you were to meet me in the city of my birth you’d head to:

a) Costa Mesa, CA
b) Corona del Mar, CA
c) Oakland, CA
d) San Diego, CA

3) True or False: I ate a jar of caperberries tonight.

4) I’m quite proud of a certain ability of mine. Which is it?

a) I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
b) I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my hands
c) I can raise each eyebrow separately
d) I can speak fluent Mandarin

5) I have:

a) one younger sister and two older brothers
b) one older sister and two older brothers
c) two younger sisters and one older brother
d) I’m an only child

6) I’m more a:

a) cat person
b) dog person

7) When it comes to the stars, I’m:

a) a Taurus
b) a Pisces
c) a Feces
d) an Aries

8) I played a sport as a child. Name that sport!

a) softball
b) soccer
c) field hockey
d) tennis

9) All my guy friends are named:

a) Bob
b) Mike
c) Steve
d) Kevin

10) I majored in:

a) Psychology
b) English
c) History
d) double major: Art history and Women’s Studies

11) I intensely dislike a certain smell. That malodorous wallop is packed by:

a) cilantro
b) pine-sol
c) white vinegar
d) sawdust

12) My hair is:

a) awesome
b) naturally black and curly
c) naturally straight and brown
d) extensions

Okay now I’m tired so I’m cutting this quiz short but I feel this is likely the beginning of even more quizzes. Yay!


1. a, 2. c, 3. T, 4. c, 5. a, 6. b, 7. a, 8. d, 9. b, 10. b, 11. c, 12. a and b

Also, don’t you hate when quiz answers are all smushed together like in the above? I do too. This quiz is very beta.

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