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Dustin sent me this. I had to avert my eyes because I love Magic 8 Balls too much. WHY why why would you put something you love through this? I’m reminded of the time a friend of my sister’s casually asked if he could disassemble the Magic 8 Ball. It didn’t go well for him. Also, everyone knows the blue fluid inside the ball is the same liquid they use to test the absorbancy of tampons! Duh. Also, is absorbancy not a word? Because it’s got a squiggly red line under it suggesting it isn’t. It kind of should be though.

UPDATE: I added the link and apparently absorbency is a word. Absorbancy is not.

Me: Do you think of me as someone with a chipped tooth? I mean, it’s very slight, but still…
Horny magic 8 ball: Concentrate and make out with me
Me: I beg your pardon!

Me: Should I wear this shirt today?
Adolescent Magic 8 Ball: Reply hazy, I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN!

Q: Will today be a good day?
A: Signs point to what is the point of it all?