Oh hey guys. I just saw you a few minutes ago in the family room. First of all I wanted to thank you for allowing me to broadcast my show from your living room and/… MORE
I have a file on my computer which I’ve labeled “Fan Mail” because sometimes I receive emails from people which are so nice that I want to be able to quickly find them to re-read… MORE
Thanks to Flicka’s mom of Gingerbread & Flicka for sending in this photo! (Which I meant to post a couple weeks ago.) I’m proud to count, among the fans of my web show, a porn… MORE
Dear CVS Employee Who Thinks That Eye Color Skips a Generation And Therefore You Will Have A Daughter With Light Eyes, That is not how it works. I’m sorry.
Oh goody! Time for another “Dear Broker”! Dear Broker, I’m sorry that when I asked the square footage and you said, “I like to approach it a different way, what are you trying to accomplish?”… MORE
Dear Bug, I’m sorry I felt the need to stand on a step stool and spray you directly with Raid Ant & Roach killer in “country fresh” scent. You were neither an ant nor roach,… MORE
Dear Rain, You are standing in the way of my going to the gym this morning. I suppose it’s not really your fault, you didn’t ask to be squeezed out of those clouds like so… MORE
Please stop biting me. Thank you.