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Author Archive | Alison Rosen

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison’s Unsexing)

I have giant news and I need Daniel to guess it. Also his description of what I do in a day is amusing and unfair. We hear from you about more of your favorite drops, talk about which celebrities are awful and nice, remember what some listeners think is the best episode of the show (when Daniel accidentally ate a pot cookie) and get a voicemail from professional wrestler Colt Cabana!

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Bad Sex, Bad Slang, Anne Hathaway

Jordan Morris and Emily Fleming are here to talk about the worst sex Emily’s ever had, slang that goes too far for Jordan, old medications, Emily’s new jewelry business, Emily and Jordan’s new podcast Free with Ads, some thoughts I’ve been having about Anne Hathaway and so much more.

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Peter Madrigal

Peter Madrigal (Vanderpump Rules) returns to the show to discuss his new reality venture, Raquel/Rachel’s apology text, the offer he received regarding the latest season of Vanderpump Rules, managing at SUR, each Vanderpump cast member in a couple words, fitness, Sandoval and so much more. We also did a round of Podcast Pals Product Picks and listened to your Just Me Or Everyones.

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Favorite Drops, Skincare, Red Flags

Joe Kwaczala and Rory Uphold are back to discuss the guy who ghosted Rory, red flags, love bombing, favorite drops, stuffiness, skincare and so much more.

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Laurie Kilmartin Returns!

I was delighted to welcome back Laurie Kilmartin. She has a new hilarious special out called Cis Woke Grief Slut. We discussed the title, her love of shampoo, whether the smells she enjoys are weird, parenthood, the MSNBC situation, the podcast she does with Jackie Kashian, pomegranates, life on the road, robes and so much more. Plus we did a round of Podcast Pals Product Picks and JMOE and more!

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Who’s Kissing Tony, Joe’s Fingers, Where is Bermuda?

Joe Kwaczala and Rory Uphold join us and we may have invented a revolutionary IP. Rory is afraid of an ocean-related demise however she’s willing to let sea monkeys clean her teeth. Joe snaps in an unusual way and all of us seemingly failed geography. Plus so much more including Podcast Pals Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone!

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Nora Smith and Pete Smith

Nora Smith (Bob’s Burgers) and her dad Pete Smith (Adult Swim, Space Ghost Coast to Coast) join the show and now I want them to come on every week! We talked about Roll Up a Song, the debut album by Gonzales Smith. Pete wrote the lyrics and Jay Gonzales of Drive-By Truckers did the music. We also talked about boundaries, Pete being propositioned by the CIA, the best person in the Smith family, Pete’s journey from art school to animation to writing, promos and music. Nora’s path to becoming co-showrunner on Bob’s. Nora’s mom’s optimism. The fartvan. True Detective, Metamucil and so much more. We also did a round of Podcast Pals Product Pics and Just Me Or Everyone.

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Ice Skating, Bathroom Versatility, Your Just Me Or Everyones

We get back to our roots and do a bunch of listener submitted Just Me Or Everyones! We play a couple voicemails, discuss whether Daniel will ever ice skate, my enviable ability to use any bathroom, questions about acoustics and so much more.

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls And The Worst Riddle Ever)

I’m not absolutely convinced the riddle/brain teaser I told Daniel at the end of the show is the worst ever but I’m open to the argument. Before this we take calls and discuss quaint musicals (My Fair Lady!), elocution, historic amounts of pain, sayings we might be getting wrong, skunks, Florida and so much more!

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Skeleton Crew, Urinal Games, Sports Hair

It’s just Tony, Daniel and me for this show. Tony wants to know what guest I would agree to do Zoom for and I have a hard-hitting question for Daniel. Plus we talk about Narduar, Terri Gross, urinal games, pig roasts, sports hair, Mets vs. Yankees and more!

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