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Big news!

I’ve decided I’m going to start blogging more.

Here are some things I might blog about:

Infertility

IVF

Why I didn’t freeze my eggs

The fact that all three of those are kind of the same but I’m trying to make this list look longer

Pigeons

Balloons

Endometriosis

Fuck, is it only shit involving my lady bits?

How I feel about the events of this year and how I both wish I said more, sooner, and yet also wish I never said anything at all.

But I am a graceful, classy and refined lady.

Farts and poop.

Burps!

Dignified, really.

I really need to pee.

HATERZ

Ok then.

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  • Leeann Ward

    Ha! I'm truly looking forward to all of these posts! Please make them happen!:)

  • Jennifer Michele Tokaji

    The more Alison, the better.

  • David Kay

    How about the zeitgeist of 21st century sandwich making?

  • Amandasaurus Rex

    i like this! i know its super not fun, but you should talk about endometriosis. Soo many people don't even know what it is! Just think, if more people with a public voice like yours spoke about it maybe there would be more research by doctors and more help! love you alison!

  • Yann Dough

    So long as you always promise to end words with Z, I'm all in.

  • Leeann Ward

    Ha! I’m truly looking forward to all of these posts! Please make them happen!:)

  • David Hernandez

    Thanks Alison, my daily dose of poop news will get so much better now! Can't wait!

  • badabingo

    Yay! Also: have I mentioned how much I love Bombas socks? BEST EVAAAR

  • UGAalumni

    What do pigeons have to do with your tenders? Also, it better be a definite on farts and poop.

  • Jennifer Michele Tokaji

    The more Alison, the better.

  • David Kay

    How about the zeitgeist of 21st century sandwich making?

  • Amandasaurus Rex

    i like this! i know its super not fun, but you should talk about endometriosis. Soo many people don’t even know what it is! Just think, if more people with a public voice like yours spoke about it maybe there would be more research by doctors and more help! love you alison!

  • Yann Dough

    So long as you always promise to end words with Z, I’m all in.

  • Sandra Lugo

    Yay! Some more videos would be great too 🙂

  • David Hernandez

    Thanks Alison, my daily dose of poop news will get so much better now! Can’t wait!

  • badabingo

    Yay! Also: have I mentioned how much I love Bombas socks? BEST EVAAAR

  • UGAalumni

    What do pigeons have to do with your tenders? Also, it better be a definite on farts and poop.

  • jmcintyre62

    Please do, and I love the fart and poop talk.

  • Sandra Lugo

    Yay! Some more videos would be great too 🙂

  • jmcintyre62

    Please do, and I love the fart and poop talk.

  • Mohammad Alsager

    I can't wait! I truly love you alison

  • Mohammad Alsager

    I can’t wait! I truly love you alison

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