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This would have been a blog post

Hello. Just wanted you to know that I wrote a whole blog post on the plane about things like lack of airplane wi fi and why I’m wearing two band-aids and also details about the Odd Jobs weekend and then it was accidentally erased and now it’s lost forever. Notice how I’m not taking responsibility for loss of said blog post? That’s because I blame everyone else. I blame you. How could you let it just fall through the cracks? That seems very un-like you and I question your motives and also your story. Seems too convenient. I don’t mean to be cynical or suspicious or skeptical or squinty eyed or distrustful or disdainful or other words however I just have come to the tough realization that I can no longer dig what you plant and thus will no longer be picking up what you’re laying down. I’m sorry. You best collect your things.

Also did you hear the new news intro song on the podcast? It’s delightful.

Also I had a long talk with Bald Bryan’s non-bald mom about curtains and Craigslist and now I’m all about furnishing my home with Craigslist finds instead of finds that involve walking into a store and not having to deal with strangers. Wait, I may have just talked myself out of Craigslist. But lest you think all I talk about these days is curtains I also talk about furniture and tables. And I think I’m going to start talking about mattress toppers.

I have a lot to say about the weekend and how nice everyone was and how cute the kids were and how I made a salad but that will just have to wait.

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13 Responses to This would have been a blog post

  1. boinkity November 7, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    I feel so guilty! Sorry, about your blog post. I don't know what I was thinking.

  2. stnuntrnd November 7, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    Alison, your smile is always charming, but wow! what a super smile when you heard the new news intro song!
    It was one of the happiest moments I've ever experienced from the podcast.

  3. boinkity November 7, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    I feel so guilty! Sorry, about your blog post. I don’t know what I was thinking.

  4. stnuntrnd November 7, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    Alison, your smile is always charming, but wow! what a super smile when you heard the new news intro song!
    It was one of the happiest moments I’ve ever experienced from the podcast.

  5. Carl Coddington November 7, 2011 at 6:19 pm #

    Why have you stopped video blogging on YouTube? You have a knack for the gab. Plus, it's good practice for when you have your own podcast 🙂

  6. Carl Coddington November 7, 2011 at 6:19 pm #

    Why have you stopped video blogging on YouTube? You have a knack for the gab. Plus, it’s good practice for when you have your own podcast 🙂

  7. Mopmonkey November 8, 2011 at 4:25 am #

    Well,now we know who's buying that shit…and please don't go squinty-eyed.

  8. Mopmonkey November 8, 2011 at 4:25 am #

    Well,now we know who’s buying that shit…and please don’t go squinty-eyed.

  9. MikeyLikesIt321 November 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    I'd like to assume there is a story between the 2 band-aids and the making of the salad…because that would be fantastic. OR…you punched a stewardess in the face because of your lost blog post and thus required two band-aids…hmmmmm.

  10. MikeyLikesIt321 November 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    I’d like to assume there is a story between the 2 band-aids and the making of the salad…because that would be fantastic. OR…you punched a stewardess in the face because of your lost blog post and thus required two band-aids…hmmmmm.

  11. Andrew McGibbon November 9, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

    Carl, I'm not sure you are aware of this but before the Carolla podcast Alison had possibly the greatest weekly show in the history of ustream, (Dare I say it was the Citizen Kane of Ustream shows), It was called Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend or ARIYNBF It had it's own music written by TrappDog it had guests, Fan phone calls, Alison's Parents, Pie making with a veteran of the U.S. Navy and best of all The Wavy Pencil Dance. Perhaps if you are very very lucky, one day Alison will demonstrate the Wavy Pencil Dance in a Vlog.

  12. Andrew November 9, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

    Carl, I’m not sure you are aware of this but before the Carolla podcast Alison had possibly the greatest weekly show in the history of ustream, (Dare I say it was the Citizen Kane of Ustream shows), It was called Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend or ARIYNBF It had it’s own music written by TrappDog it had guests, Fan phone calls, Alison’s Parents, Pie making with a veteran of the U.S. Navy and best of all The Wavy Pencil Dance. Perhaps if you are very very lucky, one day Alison will demonstrate the Wavy Pencil Dance in a Vlog.  

  13. Andrew McGibbon November 10, 2011 at 3:53 am #

    Carl, I'm not sure you are aware of this but before the Carolla podcast Alison had possibly the greatest weekly show in the history of ustream, (Dare I say it was the Citizen Kane of Ustream shows), It was called Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend or ARIYNBF It had it's own music written by TrappDog it had guests, Fan phone calls, Alison's Parents, Pie making with a veteran of the U.S. Navy and best of all The Wavy Pencil Dance. Perhaps if you are very very lucky, one day Alison will demonstrate the Wavy Pencil Dance in a Vlog.  

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