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  • Michael J

    Please stop talking about cats and boyfriends.  Quick question: Do the curtains match the drapes?

  • Cats=NO! Do you see all the problems Adam has with his old dog? It's worse with cats! We saved (not rescued!) a sick stray 12 years ago and it does nothing but stink and cost money. Lots of both! You get a year or two of “aww nice kitty” then it's all bad smells, puke and a ruined sofas. Also when they get sick they pee everywhere but where they should be peeing! You live in a apartment? Kiss that deposit gooooodbye!
    That's my two cents. Love the show. zip it…

  • TexasGirlNYC

    Hi Alison – I love your vlogs; they're very fun and interesting to watch! I work for a large company, and I would be fired immediately if I posted video confessionals on the internet. It's very cool that you are in a line of work where you can have these other creative outlets. You're great on the show and I look forward to listening every day on my way to work.

  • It is a bit of a conundrum to need to be funny for the sake of the show and your own inability to NOT try and be funny (I share this, although you may never know from this comment) while at the same time the host of the show seems to get more annoyed every time you make a joke. If you're supposed to “Yes, and..” everything it makes it a zillion (yes, I am a scientist) times harder to offer up a alternative yet funny (??) take on the topic. Yes, “Gelato” wasn't your best counter-offering to date but if you resolve to “Yes, and..” every time – what's the point? Adam should take more advantage of the comic resources he has assembled. Your apartment looks nice. I thought Adam didn't pay you guys anything.

  • I too still have phantom alergic symptoms when I am around short haired cats for some reason. I thought about the hairless cat option as well but there is something kinda creepy about them. As if owning one would be no better then those parents that let their small children run in and around the house with no clothes on. Cats and Kids should wear pants at least. That's just how I was raised.

  • Michael J

    Please stop talking about cats and boyfriends.  Quick question: Do the curtains match the drapes?

  • Cats=NO! Do you see all the problems Adam has with his old dog? It’s worse with cats! We saved (not rescued!) a sick stray 12 years ago and it does nothing but stink and cost money. Lots of both! You get a year or two of “aww nice kitty” then it’s all bad smells, puke and a ruined sofas. Also when they get sick they pee everywhere but where they should be peeing! You live in a apartment? Kiss that deposit gooooodbye!
    That’s my two cents. Love the show. zip it…

  • TexasGirlNYC

    Hi Alison – I love your vlogs; they’re very fun and interesting to watch! I work for a large company, and I would be fired immediately if I posted video confessionals on the internet. It’s very cool that you are in a line of work where you can have these other creative outlets. You’re great on the show and I look forward to listening every day on my way to work.

  • It is a bit of a conundrum to need to be funny for the sake of the show and your own inability to NOT try and be funny (I share this, although you may never know from this comment) while at the same time the host of the show seems to get more annoyed every time you make a joke. If you’re supposed to “Yes, and..” everything it makes it a zillion (yes, I am a scientist) times harder to offer up a alternative yet funny (??) take on the topic. Yes, “Gelato” wasn’t your best counter-offering to date but if you resolve to “Yes, and..” every time – what’s the point? Adam should take more advantage of the comic resources he has assembled. Your apartment looks nice. I thought Adam didn’t pay you guys anything. 

  • Matt

    I too still have phantom alergic symptoms when I am around short haired cats for some reason. I thought about the hairless cat option as well but there is something kinda creepy about them. As if owning one would be no better then those parents that let their small children run in and around the house with no clothes on. Cats and Kids should wear pants at least. That’s just how I was raised.

  • boinkity

    Aren't curtains and drapes the same thing?

  • Tc

    Hey there, big fan of u, Aceman and BB. i have a question that u mightve answered a lot already but do u know if adam checks out ur vlogs? And if so has he ever talked to u about them? Sorry bout ur allergies, my wife is allergic to cat dander and it makes her cough and have runny nose and sneezing. She takes allegra for that. It helps. Dont think youll respond but if u read this, thank u for ur time.

  • Mopmonkey

    Get a dog, if you’re a dog person. Just don’t “rescue” it, or you’ll never hear the end of it from Ace. Keep these coming,love ’em! So sorry you won’t be at Ace’s Detroit show next month..it would have been perfect with you and Brian there.

  • Jonny

    Good thing that you don’t want a hairless cat. That would be
    so much work. First you would have to shave your head. Second you would have to
    start looking for a new apartment, preferably inside a volcano but an underground
    bunker will do. The last thing you would have to do is find an arch nemesis. I don’t
    think it worth it you shod just get a dog.   

  • Puxatawnyphil

    Hypo-allergenic cat?  Is that like milkfree milk?  WTF?  Don’t get a cat.  Get a sweet dog.  Cats are so catty.  And if Adam is so sensitive that a “Yes, Or” isn’t as fine as “Yes, and” then he can fuck off.  Still love you with every thread of my being.  Even if you don’t acknowledge my heartfelt emails….

  • boinkity

    Aren’t curtains and drapes the same thing?

  • Tc

    Hey there, big fan of u, Aceman and BB. i have a question that u mightve answered a lot already but do u know if adam checks out ur vlogs? And if so has he ever talked to u about them? Sorry bout ur allergies, my wife is allergic to cat dander and it makes her cough and have runny nose and sneezing. She takes allegra for that. It helps. Dont think youll respond but if u read this, thank u for ur time.

  • Alison, please don't give cats regular milk it gives them diarrhea. If your cat likes dairy you can give them evaporated milk, (not condensed) also pet food stores sell a milk product that cats can eat. It's not the cat hair you're allergic to, it's the dandruff (little flakes of dead skin) Enough about that, I have an Idea for when you do the video promos with guests of the show, Perhaps you could talk them into doing the wavy pencil dance?

  • I like it!

  • Andrew

    Alison, please don’t give cats regular milk it gives them diarrhea. If your cat likes dairy you can give them evaporated milk, (not condensed) also pet food stores sell a milk product that cats can eat. It’s not the cat hair you’re allergic to, it’s the dandruff (little flakes of dead skin) Enough about that, I have an Idea for when you do the video promos with guests of the show, Perhaps you could talk them into doing the wavy pencil dance?  

  • I like it!

  • greius

    What is it with chicks and curtains? Hang a Star Wars sheet over the window. Classy!

  • greius

    What is it with chicks and curtains? Hang a Star Wars sheet over the window. Classy!

  • Kevin Dunn Jr

    you want Russian Siberian Cats, my buddy needed an epipen if you said the word cat, he got one from here and isn't bothered at all.

    http://thekittenkaboddle.com/d

    Obviously don't expect you to fly to New England to get a cat but it has good info on Russian Siberian cats.

  • Kevin Dunn Jr

    you want Russian Siberian Cats, my buddy needed an epipen if you said the word cat, he got one from here and isn’t bothered at all.

    http://thekittenkaboddle.com/default.aspx

    Obviously don’t expect you to fly to New England to get a cat but it has good info on Russian Siberian cats.

  • AndyL

    Don’t get the cat.  Having something cute around is not worth constantly having snot in your nose.  And itchy eyes. Plus, it’s a big “Fuck You” to your boyfriend if he’s as badly allergic as you say.  You’re telling him that his need to not be itchy is not as important as you stroking and cuddling a ball of dander.  That’s a relationship-killer if I’ve ever heard of one.

    Go Sagehens.

  • Ubernaut

    Alison,
    I am impressed with your speed.  Your quick comments are the highlight of the show.  My favorite is “Khaki Van Buren”.  I keep thinking we need a “Best of Alison's Quick Comments”.  Also I noticed the bleep on that news intro song.  Is the cunt thing chafing you?  It must.  You have a conscience.  Great job on the show.  Rising above the fray, an underrated and underused talent.  I hope my daughters are as quick with the jab as you and get the same sense of humor you have so I can laugh into my old age.
    Thanks!

  • Thank you!

  • Ubernaut

    Alison,
    I am impressed with your speed.  Your quick comments are the highlight of the show.  My favorite is “Khaki Van Buren”.  I keep thinking we need a “Best of Alison’s Quick Comments”.  Also I noticed the bleep on that news intro song.  Is the cunt thing chafing you?  It must.  You have a conscience.  Great job on the show.  Rising above the fray, an underrated and underused talent.  I hope my daughters are as quick with the jab as you and get the same sense of humor you have so I can laugh into my old age.
    Thanks!

  • Thank you!

  • Lakeswinagain

    Your boyfiend looks like the little kid fom Modern Family.

  • Lakeswinagain

    Your boyfiend looks like the little kid fom Modern Family.

  • More importantly:  are there drapes?

  • More importantly:  are there drapes?

  • emiLyQ

    Enjoy the cat outside.  Enjoy not having to feed it or scoop litter.  Pet it nicely and make it your friend.  Ask the owner if you can give it milk (or whatever treat is OK with them) outside every once in a while.  I wouldn't recommend a dog either, but that's just my bitter three-dog four-cat owning self talking. 

    That's a really cute shirt, you look great in it, and I think you should try out some more casual stuff on the show.  Cute ring too!

  • emiLyQ

    Enjoy the cat outside.  Enjoy not having to feed it or scoop litter.  Pet it nicely and make it your friend.  Ask the owner if you can give it milk (or whatever treat is OK with them) outside every once in a while.  I wouldn’t recommend a dog either, but that’s just my bitter three-dog four-cat owning self talking. 

    That’s a really cute shirt, you look great in it, and I think you should try out some more casual stuff on the show.  Cute ring too!

  • Randrewmiller

    About Adam's show: It's not you.  It's never you.  It's him.  It's always him.  Trust me.  He's lucky to have you.  You're a perfect complement to his open-ended rants.  That's not easy for you.  But I think you're great and so does he.  By the way, I love Adam I'm a lot like him and even though I quote him constantly to anyone who will listen, even I get tired of his complaining.

  • Randrewmiller

    About Adam’s show: It’s not you.  It’s never you.  It’s him.  It’s always him.  Trust me.  He’s lucky to have you.  You’re a perfect complement to his open-ended rants.  That’s not easy for you.  But I think you’re great and so does he.  By the way, I love Adam I’m a lot like him and even though I quote him constantly to anyone who will listen, even I get tired of his complaining.

  • Randrewmiller

    About Adam's show: It's not you.  It's never you.  It's him.  It's always him.  Trust me.  He's lucky to have you.  You're a perfect complement to his open-ended rants.  That's not easy for you.  But I think you're great and so does he.  By the way, I love Adam I'm a lot like him and even though I quote him constantly to anyone who will listen, even I get tired of his complaining.

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