Jeff Ross roasted my shirt.

Also and completely unrelated, I bought a bed! Went to the store, did some comparison napping, made up my mind and have only been questioning my decision…. well, I think we need a way to measure degrees of decision questioning… on a scale of 1 to 6 I’d say I’m at a 2, which is low for me. I also think I usually come up with better scales and 1 to 6 is pretty uncreative. Hm.