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Here's why I'm single

Because we’re doing the Tournament of Rosen on the show, there’s a renewed interest in why it is I’m single. Instead of explaining over and over again I refer you to this.

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  • Tisk tisk tisk. This was the PUUURFECT opportunity for you to expand your female fan base! :oS
    There is no way I could do a contest like this, I’d lose ever time. I’m an acquired taste which is a fancy way of saying I’m an a$$hole that grows on you. Hmmm interesting idea that would cut the time in the bathroom by half!

  • Michael.

    Man, I go away for a couple of years and you do THIS to me Alison? I really thought we had something. Like in a Notebook kind of way. I don’t know why I just referenced that movie. I’ve only seen like 10 minutes of it so it may not even really apply here. Maybe in a Dude, Where’s My Car kind of way? No? The Men Who Stare At Goats kinda way? No? Okay, that has run it’s course. I swear, a guy can’t leave for 2 years around here. *Storms off and slams the screen door behind me knocking pictures off the wall. Good think I live alone. Nobody will miss those photos of myself. We’ll always have our goose-down jackets, Alison. We’ll always have that.

  • Tisk tisk tisk. This was the PUUURFECT opportunity for you to expand your female fan base! :oS
    There is no way I could do a contest like this, I'd lose ever time. I'm an acquired taste which is a fancy way of saying I'm an a$$hole that grows on you. Hmmm interesting idea that would cut the time in the bathroom by half!

  • Michael.

    Man, I go away for a couple of years and you do THIS to me Alison? I really thought we had something. Like in a Notebook kind of way. I don't know why I just referenced that movie. I've only seen like 10 minutes of it so it may not even really apply here. Maybe in a Dude, Where's My Car kind of way? No? The Men Who Stare At Goats kinda way? No? Okay, that has run it's course. I swear, a guy can't leave for 2 years around here. *Storms off and slams the screen door behind me knocking pictures off the wall. Good think I live alone. Nobody will miss those photos of myself. We'll always have our goose-down jackets, Alison. We'll always have that.

  • boinkity

    What if Mrs. TonyMu held a contest like this for you?? That could be interesting!

  • boinkity

    Am I the only one who thinks of Alison in a sisterly kinda way? Maybe a hot 3rd cousin?

  • Hey I’m so old it just recently dawned on me she was a girl. I remember girls, they came out about the same time as the wheel. You could roll both but one would throw up, the wheel I think, yep good times good times…

  • Hey man she about 10 times prettier than I should be allow to talk to much less propagate the species with. Amazingly she’s just about perfect! Great home life, etc… Her only flaw her decision to marry some a$$hole 19 years ago. So yeah, no bracket competition please.

  • boinkity

    What if Mrs. TonyMu held a contest like this for you?? That could be interesting!

  • boinkity

    Am I the only one who thinks of Alison in a sisterly kinda way? Maybe a hot 3rd cousin?

  • Tramp79

    Alison your quirky which makes you awesome!!!!! When you really know what you want in a man you’ll find him but it has to be a priority or you’ll never find that ONE. Your beautiful and I wish I could know you better. You fascinate me!!!

  • Hey I'm so old it just recently dawned on me she was a girl. I remember girls, they came out about the same time as the wheel. You could roll both but one would throw up, the wheel I think, yep good times good times…

  • Hey man she about 10 times prettier than I should be allow to talk to much less propagate the species with. Amazingly she's just about perfect! Great home life, etc… Her only flaw her decision to marry some a$$hole 19 years ago. So yeah, no bracket competition please.

  • Tramp79

    Alison your quirky which makes you awesome!!!!! When you really know what you want in a man you'll find him but it has to be a priority or you'll never find that ONE. Your beautiful and I wish I could know you better. You fascinate me!!!

  • The advantage to being single is that, at nearly any time, you could wake up one fine morning and decide, “I’m driving to Florida.” I hear Florida’s nice, I mean apart from the parts that aren’t.

  • The advantage to being single is that, at nearly any time, you could wake up one fine morning and decide, “I'm driving to Florida.” I hear Florida's nice, I mean apart from the parts that aren't.

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