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These plants mock me

Plant know-how is not hereditary as I’m barely able to keep a plant alive and my mom’s barely able to kill one, as evidenced by the foliage in the above picture, similar versions of which exist in numerous places in this house. In fact, if some kind of angry shrub appeared at her front door with intent to do harm, and she made the all-too-common mistake of letting the aggrieved plant into her home, I worry she wouldn’t even be able to kill in self-defense, that’s how much she can’t kill plants. In this day and age needing to take arms against flora is a very rare occurance so I think she’ll be okay, but I do worry about her inviting these monsters into her home.
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4 Responses to These plants mock me

  1. Tony Muckleroy June 17, 2010 at 10:06 am #

    lol you do the same thing but with ARIYNBF guests. So it appears you each have a similar yet different talent.

  2. Tony Muckleroy June 17, 2010 at 6:06 pm #

    lol you do the same thing but with ARIYNBF guests.

  3. TrappDog June 17, 2010 at 5:33 pm #

    Not to worry. I suspect your mom would melt the heart of even the most ill-tempered of plants.

  4. TrappDog June 18, 2010 at 1:33 am #

    Not to worry. I suspect your mom would melt the heart of even the most ill-tempered of plants.

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