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I have some emotions. I'm going to share them.

So I just lost something that I sort of had but sort of never had and I’m going to be vague about what it was however I’m not enjoying these feelings I’m having. Feelings I’d rather enjoy?

Mirth

Frivolity

Macaroni

Fanciness

Pantsyness

NOT antsyness unless it’s the kind associated with being very excited to go to an amusement park

PUPPIES!

Shinyness

Quinine*

Parakeets (or budgies)**

Certain smells

Those are the feelings I enjoy feeling. The rest can take a hike.

*Quinine? That really has no place on a list of emotions.

** Honestly, I prefer cockatiels.

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  • I can’t believe you left out baby ducks. I am so disappointed in you right now, Alison.

  • I hardly know who I am anymore!

  • Kara

    Quinine is good for you. Especially in G&T. Pretty sure I will never ever get malaria.

  • Yes, I think any quinine I’ve had has been in G&Ts!

  • bringerofchill

    My cockatiels won’t shut up today, you can bird-sit them if it will make you feel better Alison

  • The PTDemo

    You forgot Mefloquine and Chloroquine.

  • Deal! What color are they? I just like to envision what I’ll be bird-sitting

  • Joseph Smith

    Elvis’s music helps you find lost things. Although parakeets have tried, but failed to mimic him.

  • bringerofchill

    Stewie(the male) is a light gray with some white sprinkled in. His tail and head are a bright yellow and he has the big red rosey cheeks. Shiloh(the female) is a darker gray from the most part, she has stripes under her tail that run all the way down, she has yellow/gray head with a huge plum that is always in the air. I really should send you pictures of them at some point

  • It’s alright, Alison. I know you’re talking about me.

  • krimkus

    So, with these feelings, perhaps you reveal your alter-ego: A laughing, stylish dandy (aka macaroni) doctor in shiny pants just back from serving time in the Peace Corps at the Panama Canal, replete with vials of quinine and exotic birds hosting a cocktail, yoga, toga party for PETA members for no good reason other than it’s a Monday!

  • I can't believe you left out baby ducks. I am so disappointed in you right now, Alison.

  • alisonrosen

    I hardly know who I am anymore!

  • Kara

    Quinine is good for you. Especially in G&T. Pretty sure I will never ever get malaria.

  • alisonrosen

    Yes, I think any quinine I've had has been in G&Ts!

  • The PTDemo

    You forgot Mefloquine and Chloroquine.

  • alisonrosen

    Deal! What color are they? I just like to envision what I'll be bird-sitting

  • Joseph Smith

    Elvis's music helps you find lost things. Although parakeets have tried, but failed to mimic him.

  • bringerofchill

    Stewie(the male) is a light gray with some white sprinkled in. His tail and head are a bright yellow and he has the big red rosey cheeks. Shiloh(the female) is a darker gray from the most part, she has stripes under her tail that run all the way down, she has yellow/gray head with a huge plum that is always in the air. I really should send you pictures of them at some point

  • It's alright, Alison. I know you're talking about me.

  • krimkus

    So, with these feelings, perhaps you reveal your alter-ego: A laughing, stylish dandy (aka macaroni) doctor in shiny pants just back from serving time in the Peace Corps at the Panama Canal, replete with vials of quinine and exotic birds hosting a cocktail, yoga, toga party for PETA members for no good reason other than it's a Monday!

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