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8 Responses to Today I did The 404 and slid under the table

  1. boinkity March 5, 2010 at 11:14 pm #

    You look like you belong with those guys doing something great

  2. Joe March 6, 2010 at 3:42 am #

    Fun broadcast! It seems like it went by really fast — maybe because ARIYNBF is 3 hours or more. A 30 minute show is so short in comparison.

    And Boinkity — you’re The Man for calling in your poem. It was fantastic. And Trapp, your theme song is great. I love the fast beat (and the mention of the pencil dance). RosenFans are so freekin’ talented, except for me of course. I flunked crayons in kindergarten.

    But I did write a couple of Red Eye intros that Greg used this week. They were both for Bill. The first one:
    “He’s the Lenny to my Bruce, the chocolate to my mousse, and the target of my abuse — my sidekick Bill Schulz.”

    And then since Greg has mentioned MSNBC anchor David Shuster on the show several times, I wrote: “He’s the David to my Shuster, the Punky to my Brewster and the godfather of my rooster — my sidekick Bill Schulz.”

    So at least my week wasn’t a total waste.

  3. boinkity March 6, 2010 at 7:14 am #

    You look like you belong with those guys doing something great

  4. Joe March 6, 2010 at 11:42 am #

    Fun broadcast! It seems like it went by really fast — maybe because ARIYNBF is 3 hours or more. A 30 minute show is so short in comparison.

    And Boinkity — you're The Man for calling in your poem. It was fantastic. And Trapp, your theme song is great. I love the fast beat (and the mention of the pencil dance). RosenFans are so freekin' talented, except for me of course. I flunked crayons in kindergarten.

    But I did write a couple of Red Eye intros that Greg used this week. They were both for Bill. The first one:
    “He's the Lenny to my Bruce, the chocolate to my mousse, and the target of my abuse — my sidekick Bill Schulz.”

    And then since Greg has mentioned MSNBC anchor David Shuster on the show several times, I wrote: “He's the David to my Shuster, the Punky to my Brewster and the godfather of my rooster — my sidekick Bill Schulz.”

    So at least my week wasn't a total waste.

  5. TrappDog March 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm #

    Joe, do you keep an updated list of all the intros you’ve done for Red Eye? The above one is a classic. And how typically humble. Joe is the glue that holds this thing together!

  6. TrappDog March 7, 2010 at 2:15 am #

    Joe, do you keep an updated list of all the intros you've done for Red Eye? The above one is a classic. And how typically humble. Joe is the glue that holds this thing together!

  7. Joe March 7, 2010 at 4:54 am #

    Trapp, I don’t have a list of the ones I’ve written. I think all together Greg has used maybe a dozen of mine. The first one was something like, “If talent were a magic lamp, I’d rub her until my wish came true.” My favorite one so far might be the one Greg used for Alison last month: “She’s so bright the sun often sits outside to catch a few Alisons.”

    Thanks for asking!

  8. Joe March 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm #

    Trapp, I don't have a list of the ones I've written. I think all together Greg has used maybe a dozen of mine. The first one was something like, “If talent were a magic lamp, I'd rub her until my wish came true.” My favorite one so far might be the one Greg used for Alison last month: “She's so bright the sun often sits outside to catch a few Alisons.”

    Thanks for asking!

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