Tom Rapp wrote this great song. I’m experimenting with embedding mp3s right now.Just Me Or Everyone?
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Tom Rapp wrote this great song. I’m experimenting with embedding mp3s right now.Just Me Or Everyone?
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When I wreck a really elaborate spider web I feel a little guilty for destroying the spiders hard work even though I truly hate spiders. Just me or everyone?
When I wreck a really elaborate spider web I feel a little guilty for destroying the spiders hard work even though I truly hate spiders. Just me or everyone?
When I am driving behind someone who flicks their cigarette butt out the window, I am overcome with an intense, very immediate, fear and vision in my head that, as I drive over the still-burning butt, my car is going to burst into flames, hurling me into the air, and exploding all other surrounding cars along with it…..Then, of course, nothing happens, as it never does, and I have gotten myself all worked up for nothing.
Just me or everyone???
When I am driving behind someone who flicks their cigarette butt out the window, I am overcome with an intense, very immediate, fear and vision in my head that, as I drive over the still-burning butt, my car is going to burst into flames, hurling me into the air, and exploding all other surrounding cars along with it…..Then, of course, nothing happens, as it never does, and I have gotten myself all worked up for nothing.
Just me or everyone???
Hey! So, everytime I am using a noisey tool of some kind (vacuum, mixer, mower, power tool, etc.), I anticipate and get really annoyed when someone tries to talk to me over the noise. I somehow feel like they do it on purpose so I have to stop what I'm doing, and why can't they wait? Not sure… but is this just me, or everyone?
Hey! So, everytime I am using a noisey tool of some kind (vacuum, mixer, mower, power tool, etc.), I anticipate and get really annoyed when someone tries to talk to me over the noise. I somehow feel like they do it on purpose so I have to stop what I’m doing, and why can’t they wait? Not sure… but is this just me, or everyone?
When there is no toilet paper in a public bathroom, I grab a huge wad of the seat protectors and use that. Is it just me?
When there is no toilet paper in a public bathroom, I grab a huge wad of the seat protectors and use that. Is it just me?
When I watch a tv series on DVD, I feel like I need to watch from beginning to end, not start from some random episode in the middle.
When I watch a tv series on DVD, I feel like I need to watch from beginning to end, not start from some random episode in the middle.
Is it just me or is it obvious to everyone that the actor on TV and
movies is always holding an empty coffee cup?
Is it just me or is it obvious to everyone that the actor on TV and
movies is always holding an empty coffee cup?
I could never kill myself by jumping off something high not because i have a fear of heights but because i may discover what was missing from my life was base jumping. Just me or everyone?
I could never kill myself by jumping off something high not because i have a fear of heights but because i may discover what was missing from my life was base jumping. Just me or everyone?
When I approach the automatic doors at wall mart, I become terribly afraid that they will not open for me, and then I will either run into the closed doors and hurt myself, or stand there waiting for them to open while everyne is watching. Just me or everyone?
When I approach the automatic doors at wall mart, I become terribly afraid that they will not open for me, and then I will either run into the closed doors and hurt myself, or stand there waiting for them to open while everyne is watching. Just me or everyone?
When I'm riding a crowded trolley and an Asian is coughing or sneezing near me, I get nervous and hold my breath as long as possible for fear of catching the next SARS or Bird Flu epidemic. Just prejudice or everyone?
When I’m riding a crowded trolley and an Asian is coughing or sneezing near me, I get nervous and hold my breath as long as possible for fear of catching the next SARS or Bird Flu epidemic. Just prejudice or everyone?
I don't like tabasco sauce, but when restaurants leave it out on the table I use it because it being there makes me feel like my food is too bland without it
Sometimes I think there's an earthquake, but it's just my heartbeat
I don’t like tabasco sauce, but when restaurants leave it out on the table I use it because it being there makes me feel like my food is too bland without it
Sometimes I think there’s an earthquake, but it’s just my heartbeat
I'm afraid I'm going to drop off my laundry at the laundromat, and there will be a natural disaster or terrorist attack before my clothes are done. Then I'll have to flee town without any clothes. Also, I'm afraid this will happen whilst in the middle of shaving, and have to flee with a half shaved face.
I’m afraid I’m going to drop off my laundry at the laundromat, and there will be a natural disaster or terrorist attack before my clothes are done. Then I’ll have to flee town without any clothes. Also, I’m afraid this will happen whilst in the middle of shaving, and have to flee with a half shaved face.
I like to drink while I clean my apartment. Sometimes I fear that I may have poured bleach into my whiskey. Just me or everyone?
I like to drink while I clean my apartment. Sometimes I fear that I may have poured bleach into my whiskey. Just me or everyone?
I put my face as close to the mirror and think to myself, id be a sexy Cyclops. Just me or everyone?
I put my face as close to the mirror and think to myself, id be a sexy Cyclops. Just me or everyone?
I'm more grossed out picking up cold dog doo than I am picking up a fresh dog doo.
I’m more grossed out picking up cold dog doo than I am picking up a fresh dog doo.
Whenever I hear the news on a recorded episode of the Adam Carolla Podcast I sing out loud “NooooOOOO” between the “Alison!” as if it were a live episode. Just me or everyone?
Whenever I hear the news on a recorded episode of the Adam Carolla Podcast I sing out loud “NooooOOOO” between the “Alison!” as if it were a live episode. Just me or everyone?
Whenever I drive by a motorist who has been stopped by the police, I slow down and gawk, as if to say “ha ha sucker!!!” Just me or everyone?
Whenever I drive by a motorist who has been stopped by the police, I slow down and gawk, as if to say “ha ha sucker!!!” Just me or everyone?
I always leave my favorite part of my meal for last so I can savor the last bite. Just me or everyone!?
I always leave my favorite part of my meal for last so I can savor the last bite. Just me or everyone!?
When I read a book that was just an awful read and it's part of a series, I will still at least check out the sample of the next book, or even BUY it!!
When I read a book that was just an awful read and it’s part of a series, I will still at least check out the sample of the next book, or even BUY it!!
When I read a book that was just an awful read and it's part of a series, I will still at least check out the sample of the next book, or even BUY it!!
I want to befriend a dangerous animal when they are newborns so they will still like me once they are old enough to kill me
I want to befriend a dangerous animal when they are newborns so they will still like me once they are old enough to kill me
When I eat Hershey’s kisses I wad up each individual foil into a ball until i get to the last kiss, then I put all the foil balls Into the last piece of foil and make one big foil ball. Then I stick the big foil ball in my butt.
When I eat Hershey's kisses I wad up each individual foil into a ball until i get to the last kiss, then I put all the foil balls Into the last piece of foil and make one big foil ball. Then I stick the big foil ball in my butt.
I use scissors when I damn well shouldn’t, like to open a Snickers bar. JMOE?
I use scissors when I damn well shouldn't, like to open a Snickers bar. JMOE?
when I am in a stopped car and a biker rides by, I imagine opening the door and hitting them.
when I am in a stopped car and a biker rides by, I imagine opening the door and hitting them.
When I drive on the highway I imagine that the other drivers are going to pull out a gun and start shooting at me. Because of this fear I try to drive with my head positioned between the front and back windows, so that my head is hidden in the blind spot where I can’t be seen. Obviously it hasn’t happened yet, but thank god for the blind spot! Just me or everyone?
When I drive on the highway I imagine that the other drivers are going to pull out a gun and start shooting at me. Because of this fear I try to drive with my head positioned between the front and back windows, so that my head is hidden in the blind spot where I can't be seen. Obviously it hasn't happened yet, but thank god for the blind spot! Just me or everyone?
when I watch a movie or TV show and there is a sex scene on a stranded island or in the wilderness I always think how bad they both must smell during the whole scene. Just me or everyone?
when I watch a movie or TV show and there is a sex scene on a stranded island or in the wilderness I always think how bad they both must smell during the whole scene. Just me or everyone?
After using a public unisex restroom I leave the seat UP so if a woman comes in next, she’ll know I didn’t pee on the seat. Just me or everyone?
After using a public unisex restroom I leave the seat UP so if a woman comes in next, she'll know I didn't pee on the seat. Just me or everyone?
On my way to work after a vacation, I get a sense of dread wondering what bad things may have happened in my absence. Just me or everyone?
On my way to work after a vacation, I get a sense of dread wondering what bad things may have happened in my absence. Just me or everyone?
if i’m sitting behind other cars at a stoplight that turns green, and a vehicle behind me honks impatiently, i try to make it obvious that i’m not the noisemaker by looking confused into my rear view mirror or turning my head to the side. just me or everyone? 🙁
if i'm sitting behind other cars at a stoplight that turns green, and a vehicle behind me honks impatiently, i try to make it obvious that i'm not the noisemaker by looking confused into my rear view mirror or turning my head to the side. just me or everyone? 🙁
Thinking that “SpunkWare” as a brand name for girls athletic wear is a very poor choice. Especially when sold as a fund raiser at a Middle School. JMOE?
Thinking that “SpunkWare” as a brand name for girls athletic wear is a very poor choice. Especially when sold as a fund raiser at a Middle School. JMOE?
When I’m driving in my car, I follow other drivers too closely, but then get angry when others follow me too closely. Just me, or everyone?
When I'm driving in my car, I follow other drivers too closely, but then get angry when others follow me too closely. Just me, or everyone?
When I scratch my ear with my finger I immediately have to smell it.
When I scratch my ear with my finger I immediately have to smell it.
I hate it when someone leaves a voicemail message telling me to return the call on a different callback number. Just me or everyone?
I hate it when someone leaves a voicemail message telling me to return the call on a different callback number. Just me or everyone?
Sometimes when im walking and listening music I feel like im in a movie or music video, I also find myself walking with more confidence when this happens. Just me or everyone
Sometimes when im walking and listening music I feel like im in a movie or music video, I also find myself walking with more confidence when this happens. Just me or everyone
When I’m in a phone call with someone that I don’t know (1800 #’s, customer service) I imagine how they look physically, and in my mind they are probably more attractive than in real life
When I'm in a phone call with someone that I don't know (1800 #'s, customer service) I imagine how they look physically, and in my mind they are probably more attractive than in real life
when i get a random (*cough*Kohls*cough*) peel-a-deal store coupon for one of the lower amounts, my immediate thought is “hey go fuck yourself!”
JMOE?
when i get a random (*cough*Kohls*cough*) peel-a-deal store coupon for one of the lower amounts, my immediate thought is “hey go fuck yourself!”
JMOE?
I think it's a genuine concern on a plane, train or bus to worry that you're going to get the flushing button and the emergency call button confused.
I think it’s a genuine concern on a plane, train or bus to worry that you’re going to get the flushing button and the emergency call button confused.
Whenever I do laundry, I start the dryer, walk away, and then fear that
I have somehow locked my cat in the dryer. I then run around the house
frantically calling her name.
Whenever I do laundry, I start the dryer, walk away, and then fear that
I have somehow locked my cat in the dryer. I then run around the house
frantically calling her name.
i get that fear too (but i just listen for dryer thuds!)
=^._.^=
when i sing along with the ARIYNBF song, i substitute in the word “my” instead of “your.”
cuz she's MINE! ya'all need to get your own NBF.
i get that fear too (but i just listen for dryer thuds!)
=^._.^=
when i sing along with the ARIYNBF song, i substitute in the word “my” instead of “your.”
cuz she’s MINE! ya’all need to get your own NBF.
The overuse of “Thank you…SO MUCH!!” (mostly by young women) when a simple thank you is sufficient. Sounds very insincere, kiss-assy and phony. I actually heard this the other day…”Could you pass the salt?” “Sure.” “THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!” Really?
The overuse of “Thank you…SO MUCH!!” (mostly by young women) when a simple thank you is sufficient. Sounds very insincere, kiss-assy and phony. I actually heard this the other day…”Could you pass the salt?” “Sure.” “THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!” Really?
I wonder what it means when someone says, “you're more than welcome” What's “more than welcome”? Just me or everyone?
I wonder what it means when someone says, “you’re more than welcome” What’s “more than welcome”? Just me or everyone?
After eating an apple I actually feel more hungry than before eating it. Just me or everyone?
Any time I use the restroom at the rear of an airplane I fear I'm going to somehow open the airplane exit and go flying out. Just me or everyone?
After eating an apple I actually feel more hungry than before eating it. Just me or everyone?
Any time I use the restroom at the rear of an airplane I fear I’m going to somehow open the airplane exit and go flying out. Just me or everyone?
I always wait until the last reasonable
moment to turn my blinker on before making a right turn so I don’t tip the
people off in front of me that they might wanna turn
right too, and then still be annoyingly in front of me.
I always wait until the last reasonable
moment to turn my blinker on before making a right turn so I don’t tip the
people off in front of me that they might wanna turn
right too, and then still be annoyingly in front of me.
This probably only applies to the ladies…find yourself on the edge of your bed one morning, in tears, wearing nothing but socks, surrounded by most of the clothes you own b/c nothing fits or looks decent all of a sudden. Then you have to suck it up, put something on and force yourself to go to work.
This probably only applies to the ladies…find yourself on the edge of your bed one morning, in tears, wearing nothing but socks, surrounded by most of the clothes you own b/c nothing fits or looks decent all of a sudden. Then you have to suck it up, put something on and force yourself to go to work.
If I meet someones dog and it barks at me or is scared, I worry that the dog can see into my soul and doesn't like it. I then get worried that the owner knows this and judges me. JMOE?
If I meet someones dog and it barks at me or is scared, I worry that the dog can see into my soul and doesn’t like it. I then get worried that the owner knows this and judges me. JMOE?
I'm hyper-sensitive to words or phrases that suddenly become rampant in pop culture. ex: artisanal (cheeses and olive garden) , chipotle or 'that being said'.
I’m hyper-sensitive to words or phrases that suddenly become rampant in pop culture. ex: artisanal (cheeses and olive garden) , chipotle or ‘that being said’.
Hate when people say “…and what not.” First-because it doesn't make sense
And second because I think-NO! Not WHAT?!!
Just me or everyone?
Hate when people say “…and what not.” First-because it doesn’t make sense
And second because I think-NO! Not WHAT?!!
Just me or everyone?
I find it annoying when I'm watching a movie or tv show with someone who has already seen what we're watching and when coming up to an important plot point, they feel the need to say, “Watch this”. I was watching. Now YOU took me out of it. Just me or everyone?
I find it annoying when I’m watching a movie or tv show with someone who has already seen what we’re watching and when coming up to an important plot point, they feel the need to say, “Watch this”. I was watching. Now YOU took me out of it. Just me or everyone?
Irritated when I when I hear Matt Fondiler's name and realize I have never heard him called Matt Fondler. Just me or everyone
Irritated when I when I hear Matt Fondiler’s name and realize I have never heard him called Matt Fondler. Just me or everyone
When assembling a sandwich, I must align the pieces of bread exactly as they were in the loaf. Just me or everyone
When assembling a sandwich, I must align the pieces of bread exactly as they were in the loaf. Just me or everyone
When i eat a hamburger or large sandwich, I cant put it down until I eat the whole thing so it doesn't fall apart. Just me or everyone?
When i eat a hamburger or large sandwich, I cant put it down until I eat the whole thing so it doesn’t fall apart. Just me or everyone?
Just me or everyone? I put my socks and shoes on in the same order every day. Right sock, left sock, right shoe, left shoe.
Just me or everyone? I put my socks and shoes on in the same order every day. Right sock, left sock, right shoe, left shoe.
I wish I could un-see someones photo after I already have an image in my head of what they look like. Like the Thursday crew I have an idea in my head of what you all look like and now that I just saw a group photo its all wrong. You are all attractive but not what I imagined..now when I am listening to you it's going to be a struggle to put a face to your voice. This happens mostly with music, but bald brian was a shocker too. Just me or everyone
I wish I could un-see someones photo after I already have an image in my head of what they look like. Like the Thursday crew I have an idea in my head of what you all look like and now that I just saw a group photo its all wrong. You are all attractive but not what I imagined..now when I am listening to you it’s going to be a struggle to put a face to your voice. This happens mostly with music, but bald brian was a shocker too. Just me or everyone
I get distracted when driving down the highway and see a billboard, but its layout is so confusing or type so small I can't make out what the HELL it's trying to sell me.
I get distracted when driving down the highway and see a billboard, but its layout is so confusing or type so small I can’t make out what the HELL it’s trying to sell me.
When I was a child, I used to imagine a world made of chocolate. Then I had to figure out which friends I'd eat first and who I'd want to keep around. Just me or everyone?
When I was a child, I used to imagine a world made of chocolate. Then I had to figure out which friends I’d eat first and who I’d want to keep around. Just me or everyone?
When I see a married couple's new baby on facebook, I secretly channel bad day time tv and wonder if the baby will or will not have the father's features.
When I see a married couple’s new baby on facebook, I secretly channel bad day time tv and wonder if the baby will or will not have the father’s features.
Find it frustrating when someone calls the landline as opposed to my cell phone. The cellphone is My phone!
Wants to scream to the heavens when the hem of my jeans/pants gets caught under the tongue of my shoes.
Find it frustrating when someone calls the landline as opposed to my cell phone. The cellphone is My phone!
Wants to scream to the heavens when the hem of my jeans/pants gets caught under the tongue of my shoes.
When I use public bathrooms I rip off the top layer of the TP just incase some pee splashed up from the previous user. Also I will not use the small left over roll of TP that sometimes sits on top of the regular rolls of TP because I am afraid it has rolled all over the bathroom floor 🙀
When I use public bathrooms I rip off the top layer of the TP just incase some pee splashed up from the previous user. Also I will not use the small left over roll of TP that sometimes sits on top of the regular rolls of TP because I am afraid it has rolled all over the bathroom floor 🙀
Whenever I have a patient named Richard, I will not call him Dick, even if that is the name he goes by.
Whenever I have a patient named Richard, I will not call him Dick, even if that is the name he goes by.
This will likely apply moreso to the BoBo boys but here goes! When I've painstakingly planned for my fantasy draft and the guy you want is chosen ONE pick before it's your turn to select a player, then you proceed to panic and pick a player that was good two years ago. There's a name for this tragedy, it's called being “scooped”. I hate being scooped! Just me or everyone?!
P.s. I listen to the Thursday show every week. I've only listened to three or four of the Monday episodes. I listen to Monday's when I love the guest, Jo Koy for example, but on a random day I let the podcasts keep running and the Mark Geragos episode comes on and BOOM! There's my JMO about worrying that I'll open the door at the back of the airplane. Alison wanted to go on more about it because she seem to agree with my JMO and Geragos went off on some unrelated rant, stealing my thunder/chance to hear what the awesome Alison had to say about my fear. I am thankful that I caught that Monday episode, although it was totally by chance. Thanks for great Thursday shows, you never ever let met down!!!
This will likely apply moreso to the BoBo boys but here goes! When I’ve painstakingly planned for my fantasy draft and the guy you want is chosen ONE pick before it’s your turn to select a player, then you proceed to panic and pick a player that was good two years ago. There’s a name for this tragedy, it’s called being “scooped”. I hate being scooped! Just me or everyone?!
P.s. I listen to the Thursday show every week. I’ve only listened to three or four of the Monday episodes. I listen to Monday’s when I love the guest, Jo Koy for example, but on a random day I let the podcasts keep running and the Mark Geragos episode comes on and BOOM! There’s my JMO about worrying that I’ll open the door at the back of the airplane. Alison wanted to go on more about it because she seem to agree with my JMO and Geragos went off on some unrelated rant, stealing my thunder/chance to hear what the awesome Alison had to say about my fear. I am thankful that I caught that Monday episode, although it was totally by chance. Thanks for great Thursday shows, you never ever let met down!!!
when someone says 'very good' as a thank you, or just in general really, as it.s own sentence. ifind it pretentious and patronizing, like someone.s trying to make you an underling without just flat-out saying i.m better than you. just me or everyone?
when someone says ‘very good’ as a thank you, or just in general really, as it.s own sentence. ifind it pretentious and patronizing, like someone.s trying to make you an underling without just flat-out saying i.m better than you. just me or everyone?
When I'm at home I like to poop in the dark because it is more relaxing while playing on my iPhone. Just me or everyone?
When I’m at home I like to poop in the dark because it is more relaxing while playing on my iPhone. Just me or everyone?
Hate when a clerk hands you change, and puts the coins on top of the bills. They go to two different places. Bills to the wallet, coins to the pocket!!!
Hate when you're typing something that will be read audibly, and it accidentally rhymes.
Hate when a clerk hands you change, and puts the coins on top of the bills. They go to two different places. Bills to the wallet, coins to the pocket!!!
Hate when you’re typing something that will be read audibly, and it accidentally rhymes.
Anytime my husband touches my butt, I start singing “Touch the Tushie” and he has no idea what I'm singing because I listen to Alison and Friends by myself every week. Also, he jams along anyway and sings with me–maybe he thinks it's a popular song! Just me or everyone?
Anytime my husband touches my butt, I start singing “Touch the Tushie” and he has no idea what I’m singing because I listen to Alison and Friends by myself every week. Also, he jams along anyway and sings with me–maybe he thinks it’s a popular song! Just me or everyone?
Amen.
It's a Carlin bit. That's what.
Stupid.
Amen.
It’s a Carlin bit. That’s what.
Whenever I’m watching a movie or tv show when the actors are on the phone, why don’t they ever say “good-bye” before they hang up. I always think it’s so rude. Just me or everyone?
When my car is freshly clean, I feel like it runs better. J https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e716e7478f9ed44c3f1246185ff5442e69bb19ba511031ee3bd0da9af4ce966.jpg ust me or everyone?