I have important announcements.
Tonight is my Ustream show. Please tune in because it’s going to be the most fun EVER. Seriously. Like more fun than whatever else you were thinking of doing. There’s going to be a trivia portion. For real. TRIVIA! And quite possibly an appearance from Dustin who will be drunk and wearing an ugly sweater, having just come from an ugly sweater party. That’s not a definite though. RSVP for that hot action here.
And January 7th I’ll be on Red Eye. No need to RSVP. Just watch.
In other news I’m feeling a little less than breezy and delightful of late and I’m not sure what the hell that is about. Is it the time of year? The short days? I just don’t know. Perhaps it’s the lack of proximity to puppies in my life. I need to let more puppies into my heart. And fewer cookies into my pants.
Granted I don’t just put the cookies straight into my pants. I first put them in a plastic bag and then in my pants. And also I line the tops of my jeans with muffin tops. I’m very literal that way.
Tomorrow I fly to California again. Wasn’t I just there? Pretty much, yes.
Ah poop! I might be able to make the last few minutes but darn it all it heck, I have to work! Have a great show!
Oh and here is my trivia question for your Trivia expert: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?”
What kind of work are you doing that goes this late? I think this is a handy
excuse, Ted. Accounting is a day job!
Ah poop! I might be able to make the last few minutes but darn it all it heck, I have to work! Have a great show!
Oh and here is my trivia question for your Trivia expert: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?”
What kind of work are you doing that goes this late? I think this is a handy
excuse, Ted. Accounting is a day job!
Sorry for the confusion….accounting is the day job….exotic dancing at night! Tonight I'm booked with two bachelorette parties…Large Groups….depends how well they tip but I should make it for the second half!
FYI – I'm available for cookie parties…hint hint
1. Seriously, why don't you call it the “Alison Rosen and Dustin Goot Ustream Show” already? Or at least the “Alison Rosen Ustream Show w/ Dustin Goot.” Throw that man a bone. (but make sure it's a small one so it doesn't hurt so much. Safety first.)
2. But more importantly – does the winner of the trivia receive some sort of prize? Maybe some leftover Tacky Cookies ™ from that party?
3. And even more importantly is there any chance you'll have the creepy Trader Joe's guy that hits on you on the show in the future? I can imagine it now: “…tonight… on a very special 'Alison Rosen ustream show w/ Dustin Goot': the creepy Trader Joe's guy!…” The number of hits/views would crash the ustream site. If anything you should at least snap a picture of him next time you see him, you never know the guy might become an internet star.
4. Finally, since you love packing so much why don't you get Dustin to do it for you while he's there later tonight? You could put on your best damsel-in-distress act and I'd bet he'd do it. If I were a woman these are the kinds of things I'd have men do for me all the time (knowing how much power females have over males).
Sorry for the confusion….accounting is the day job….exotic dancing at night! Tonight I’m booked with two bachelorette parties…Large Groups….depends how well they tip but I should make it for the second half!
FYI – I’m available for cookie parties…hint hint
1. Seriously, why don’t you call it the “Alison Rosen and Dustin Goot Ustream Show” already? Or at least the “Alison Rosen Ustream Show w/ Dustin Goot.” Throw that man a bone. (but make sure it’s a small one so it doesn’t hurt so much. Safety first.)
2. But more importantly – does the winner of the trivia receive some sort of prize? Maybe some leftover Tacky Cookies ™ from that party?
3. And even more importantly is there any chance you’ll have the creepy Trader Joe’s guy that hits on you on the show in the future? I can imagine it now: “…tonight… on a very special ‘Alison Rosen ustream show w/ Dustin Goot’: the creepy Trader Joe’s guy!…” The number of hits/views would crash the ustream site. If anything you should at least snap a picture of him next time you see him, you never know the guy might become an internet star.
4. Finally, since you love packing so much why don’t you get Dustin to do it for you while he’s there later tonight? You could put on your best damsel-in-distress act and I’d bet he’d do it. If I were a woman these are the kinds of things I’d have men do for me all the time (knowing how much power females have over males).
I much prefer to keep Dustin guessing from week to week about whether he'll be invited on. But I think he's confident in his sidekick status. Though he might balk at that term, come to think of it.
I much prefer to keep Dustin guessing from week to week about whether he’ll be invited on. But I think he’s confident in his sidekick status. Though he might balk at that term, come to think of it.
I much prefer to keep Dustin guessing from week to week about whether he'll be invited on. But I think he's confident in his sidekick status. Though he might balk at that term, come to think of it.