So I’ve been bragging high and low, hither and thither, near and far, up and down, inside and out, spaghetti and fettuccine, flip flop and sandal, fork and knife, spoon and spork, turtle and yak, lagoon and lanai, swiffer and wet jet that I’m friends with Rhett Reese who co-wrote and co-produced Zombieland.
So imagine my What The Fuckness when I find out that he might be in town for the junket and I was unawares? It’s as if we aren’t as buddyroo as my incessant twittering would suggest. I hate when the truth leaks out! So I had to send him the following email, which is so lame I think it’s kind of cool but then I think it doubles back on itself and ends up to be lame but then it flips and is cool and then lands on the lame side of lame.
Hey! Are you in NYC for the junket? I’m totally bragging that I know you and the fact that you might be here and I didn’t know is NOT making me look cool. [emoticon here]
I’ll keep you posted.
UPDATE: he just wrote back before I had a chance to post this. Apparently he’s not here and wants to know if I’m seeing the movie. God, how demanding.
I thought Alison Rosen doesn't do emoticons?
Your most loyal friends are your not-so-famous friends.
Namedropping is when you find out who your true friends are. If they ignore you (generally speaking), they either don't care to know you, or they really really know you. Or they're dead, which is why dropping Charles Bronson doesn't work for me much anymore.
lol you sure know how to make me laugh
I thought Alison Rosen doesn’t do emoticons?
Your most loyal friends are your not-so-famous friends.
Namedropping is when you find out who your true friends are. If they ignore you (generally speaking), they either don’t care to know you, or they really really know you. Or they’re dead, which is why dropping Charles Bronson doesn’t work for me much anymore.
lol you sure know how to make me laugh
Does this guy act like Rhett Butler from Gone with the Wind? If so you could have replied, Frankly Rhett, I don't give a damn.”
“NOwadays people count internet buddies as true friends.I'am a step ahead of the curve when I add the phone numbers of my house geckos in my contact list (we pretty much share the same number)…………………”
Does this guy act like Rhett Butler from Gone with the Wind? If so you could have replied, Frankly Rhett, I don’t give a damn.”
“NOwadays people count internet buddies as true friends.I’am a step ahead of the curve when I add the phone numbers of my house geckos in my contact list (we pretty much share the same number)…………………”
Does this guy act like Rhett Butler from Gone with the Wind? If so you could have replied, Frankly Rhett, I don't give a damn.”
“NOwadays people count internet buddies as true friends.I'am a step ahead of the curve when I add the phone numbers of my house geckos in my contact list (we pretty much share the same number)…………………”