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Things you find when you're least looking

You know how they say you find love when you’re least looking? Here are some other things you find when you’re least looking:

movie stubs

lint

that you drove 20 minutes in the wrong direction

weird body hair

normal body hair

but who can really say what’s normal, you know?

a crumbly piece of paper you left in your jeans and put in the wash

that you ate a lot of grapes

pennies (note: not from heaven)

that thing you were looking for but don’t need anymore

pen caps

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12 Responses to Things you find when you're least looking

  1. ughity July 27, 2009 at 8:05 pm #

    I often find lumps on my nut sack and pimples between that area where your ass is and your hamstring begins just beneath your lower butt muscle.

    Yeah. Good times.

  2. boinkity July 27, 2009 at 9:51 pm #

    Go away you weirdo! How can you use the word “ass” and then in the very same sentence type “hamstring?” Freak!

  3. boinkity July 27, 2009 at 9:54 pm #

    Sometimes you find funny cat videos on YouTube when you are least looking for anything funny about cats.

  4. ughity July 27, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    I often find lumps on my nut sack and pimples between that area where your ass is and your hamstring begins just beneath your lower butt muscle.

    Yeah. Good times.

  5. boinkity July 27, 2009 at 8:51 pm #

    Go away you weirdo! How can you use the word “ass” and then in the very same sentence type “hamstring?” Freak!

  6. boinkity July 27, 2009 at 8:54 pm #

    Sometimes you find funny cat videos on YouTube when you are least looking for anything funny about cats.

  7. Ted_Goodlove July 28, 2009 at 12:45 am #

    Lately, I've found Mr. Rosen….while watching these clips!

  8. Ted_Goodlove July 27, 2009 at 11:45 pm #

    Lately, I’ve found Mr. Rosen….while watching these clips!

  9. mrosen1 July 28, 2009 at 7:20 am #

    That thing someone was looking for, that you swore you didn't take.

  10. Ted_Goodlove July 28, 2009 at 7:45 am #

    Lately, I've found Mr. Rosen….while watching these clips!

  11. mykey_moon July 28, 2009 at 6:20 am #

    That thing someone was looking for, that you swore you didn’t take.

  12. mikey_moon July 28, 2009 at 2:20 pm #

    That thing someone was looking for, that you swore you didn't take.

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