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The Daily Alison (Day 14; Wherein my vacuum smells and Bill Clevlen arbitrarily starts pronouncing his last name differently than last time)

I mean seriously, isn’t that totally rude of him to change the way he pronounces his last name? Get more info on Bill Clevlen here: billradio.com.

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  • Anonymous

    “I was wondering what are you planning to do on the 5th anniversary of blogging as you know today is June 3, 2009 and it seems your first was entitled White Noise (2004) ?……”

    http://ALisonrosen.com/2004/06/white-noise/

  • Internet – Wild West?!? I'll agree…it untamed.

    Ok, miss “self proclaimed” pop culture expert. I don't know how to tell you this Alison is that internet is over saturated with entertainment. Between, youtube, mevio, talkshoe, blogtalkradio, paltalk, camfrog, google, wiki, MMO's, and other various content. You my friend are a small fish in a BIG flipping OCEAN. You may be known in NYC, some comedy clubs to boot, but on the internet it like mouse is attached to an anvil.

    People are to lazy to click it. Yet, I'll agree your candid wit an humor are great. I will not deny you that but its winning others over with that. Sort hard to do when you have Jim Norton out there who can crack one liners like cooking an egg.

    My wild guess is to actually pay for some ads. A little self promotion never hurt. You have to work the system more. I'm no expert, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night or at least out beside the dumpster.

    PS: At least you have Boinkity tied to a street pole. Just kidding Boinity.

  • Anonymous

    “I was wondering what are you planning to do on the 5th anniversary of blogging as you know today is June 3, 2009 and it seems your first was entitled White Noise (2004) ?……”

    http://ALisonrosen.com/2004/06/white-noise/

  • Internet – Wild West?!? I’ll agree…it untamed.

    Ok, miss “self proclaimed” pop culture expert. I don’t know how to tell you this Alison is that internet is over saturated with entertainment. Between, youtube, mevio, talkshoe, blogtalkradio, paltalk, camfrog, google, wiki, MMO’s, and other various content. You my friend are a small fish in a BIG flipping OCEAN. You may be known in NYC, some comedy clubs to boot, but on the internet it like mouse is attached to an anvil.

    People are to lazy to click it. Yet, I’ll agree your candid wit an humor are great. I will not deny you that but its winning others over with that. Sort hard to do when you have Jim Norton out there who can crack one liners like cooking an egg.

    My wild guess is to actually pay for some ads. A little self promotion never hurt. You have to work the system more. I’m no expert, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night or at least out beside the dumpster.

    PS: At least you have Boinkity tied to a street pole. Just kidding Boinity.

  • boinkity

    I'm afraid to ask what a “Boinity” is!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • boinkity

    I just wanted to say… I'd like to nominate Joe MacDaddy to be the first bunion to be interviewed on Alison's vlog! Joe comments in Alison's blog has not only been a great joy to read, but he has done a lot of work to make sure Alison has neeto and cool graphics to post to her blog site and her various other online locations. Joe also has a freaky avatar pic, and I need to know the story behind that!

  • boinkity

    I’m afraid to ask what a “Boinity” is!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • boinkity

    I just wanted to say… I’d like to nominate Joe MacDaddy to be the first bunion to be interviewed on Alison’s vlog! Joe comments in Alison’s blog has not only been a great joy to read, but he has done a lot of work to make sure Alison has neeto and cool graphics to post to her blog site and her various other online locations. Joe also has a freaky avatar pic, and I need to know the story behind that!

  • Trapp

    That shows you what Bill Cleven knows. WE”RE your bottom of the barrel!!! But we're spreading the word. It may be a big pond, but there are a lot of people looking for entertainment too. Send emails to college kids. They share everything.

    And if anyone writes hate mail, tell us! We'll get 'em! We'll say mean things like, “May your vacuum smell like cheese.” I'm sorry. That's hitting below the belt. Get it??? Below THE BELT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so funny!!!!

    Can you really replace belts anymore? These days, vacuums are made disposable. Once they're shot, it's usually over.

  • Trapp

    That shows you what Bill Cleven knows. WE”RE your bottom of the barrel!!! But we’re spreading the word. It may be a big pond, but there are a lot of people looking for entertainment too. Send emails to college kids. They share everything.

    And if anyone writes hate mail, tell us! We’ll get ’em! We’ll say mean things like, “May your vacuum smell like cheese.” I’m sorry. That’s hitting below the belt. Get it??? Below THE BELT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m so funny!!!!

    Can you really replace belts anymore? These days, vacuums are made disposable. Once they’re shot, it’s usually over.

  • CleverJohnny

    This is the point where (maybe because I've been up for two days) I realized that I smile, sometimes in spite of my mood, at the sign off everytime I watch these.

    I'm not great at “spreading the word” I suppose, but once I get back to my regularly scheduled blog I'll link to the Daily A's.

    Other than that, I did have a thought. Whether on her blog or her regular gig on BOL, I've heard Ms. Del Conte mention that she's accumulated some items over time– i assume mostly tech knick-knacks– that she was considering doing give-aways for (to get rid of them I guess.) I don't know how kosher it would be depending on where she gets these doohickeys, but maybe if she handed a few off to you then there could be some kind of game where YOU give them away. Like people have to watch your videos over the course of a week to find the answer to one of your brain teasers.

    I dunno. That's either a poorly formed idea or the whole non-sleep thing is catching up.

    I look forward to being mocked. Keep up the kick-ass work Alison.

  • CleverJohnny

    This is the point where (maybe because I’ve been up for two days) I realized that I smile, sometimes in spite of my mood, at the sign off everytime I watch these.

    I’m not great at “spreading the word” I suppose, but once I get back to my regularly scheduled blog I’ll link to the Daily A’s.

    Other than that, I did have a thought. Whether on her blog or her regular gig on BOL, I’ve heard Ms. Del Conte mention that she’s accumulated some items over time– i assume mostly tech knick-knacks– that she was considering doing give-aways for (to get rid of them I guess.) I don’t know how kosher it would be depending on where she gets these doohickeys, but maybe if she handed a few off to you then there could be some kind of game where YOU give them away. Like people have to watch your videos over the course of a week to find the answer to one of your brain teasers.

    I dunno. That’s either a poorly formed idea or the whole non-sleep thing is catching up.

    I look forward to being mocked. Keep up the kick-ass work Alison.

  • Hey Alison, Great vlog vibe today.

    So, you were saying something about not liking words, and pretending you were some autistic savant who 'gets math', and I realized how much of a savant you were. Thats a good way to describe you to people who don't know you. I'm still waiting for more brainteasers…another savant theme.

    Try something like tubemogul.com. Not only can you easily upload your videos to 50 sites in one upload (has a free package)….you can also pay for clicks or exposure as the suggested videos on other videos if you ever want to do a big push.

    The best guys for establishing an identity online would be Frank Kern, no one is really close to what he's achieved.

    His product is called “Mass Control”.

    http://masscontrolsite.com/blog/

    Frank Kern uses humor and wit, also talks a lot about identity, building loyalty.
    He only makes his products even available to buy during 'product launches', which are maybe once or twice a year lately. So, it makes people really want to buy when he's pushing it. He's the preeminant guy in the internet marketing world. He's an expert in NLP, persuasion, and sales.

    You ever get into blog power promotion tools like feedburner.google.com , or http://pingoat.com/ ?

  • CleverJohnny

    This is the point where (maybe because I've been up for two days) I realized that I smile, sometimes in spite of my mood, at the sign off everytime I watch these.

    I'm not great at “spreading the word” I suppose, but once I get back to my regularly scheduled blog I'll link to the Daily A's.

    Other than that, I did have a thought. Whether on her blog or her regular gig on BOL, I've heard Ms. Del Conte mention that she's accumulated some items over time– i assume mostly tech knick-knacks– that she was considering doing give-aways for (to get rid of them I guess.) I don't know how kosher it would be depending on where she gets these doohickeys, but maybe if she handed a few off to you then there could be some kind of game where YOU give them away. Like people have to watch your videos over the course of a week to find the answer to one of your brain teasers.

    I dunno. That's either a poorly formed idea or the whole non-sleep thing is catching up.

    I look forward to being mocked. Keep up the kick-ass work Alison.

  • Matthew Robson

    Hey Alison, Great vlog vibe today.

    So, you were saying something about not liking words, and pretending you were some autistic savant who ‘gets math’, and I realized how much of a savant you were. Thats a good way to describe you to people who don’t know you. I’m still waiting for more brainteasers…another savant theme.

    Try something like tubemogul.com. Not only can you easily upload your videos to 50 sites in one upload (has a free package)….you can also pay for clicks or exposure as the suggested videos on other videos if you ever want to do a big push.

    The best guys for establishing an identity online would be Frank Kern, no one is really close to what he’s achieved.

    His product is called “Mass Control”.

    http://masscontrolsite.com/blog/

    Frank Kern uses humor and wit, also talks a lot about identity, building loyalty.
    He only makes his products even available to buy during ‘product launches’, which are maybe once or twice a year lately. So, it makes people really want to buy when he’s pushing it. He’s the preeminant guy in the internet marketing world. He’s an expert in NLP, persuasion, and sales.

    You ever get into blog power promotion tools like feedburner.google.com , or http://pingoat.com/ ?

  • Hey Alison, Great vlog vibe today.

    So, you were saying something about not liking words, and pretending you were some autistic savant who 'gets math', and I realized how much of a savant you were. Thats a good way to describe you to people who don't know you. I'm still waiting for more brainteasers…another savant theme.

    Try something like tubemogul.com. Not only can you easily upload your videos to 50 sites in one upload (has a free package)….you can also pay for clicks or exposure as the suggested videos on other videos if you ever want to do a big push.

    The best guys for establishing an identity online would be Frank Kern, no one is really close to what he's achieved.

    His product is called “Mass Control”.

    http://masscontrolsite.com/blog/

    Frank Kern uses humor and wit, also talks a lot about identity, building loyalty.
    He only makes his products even available to buy during 'product launches', which are maybe once or twice a year lately. So, it makes people really want to buy when he's pushing it. He's the preeminant guy in the internet marketing world. He's an expert in NLP, persuasion, and sales.

    You ever get into blog power promotion tools like feedburner.google.com , or http://pingoat.com/ ?

  • charles

    OK here’s the plan. Go to a Wal-Mart Store. Buy a 12 horse power vacuum cleaner. There about $79.00. Take the old vacuum cleaner and place it out in the back alley behind your building. Now your place will not smell like cheese.

  • charles

    Want the word to spread about The Daily Alison. Host Red Eye next time Greg is out of town. Or change the title to The Daily Alien. You could pick up more then you want. Well, just kidding. I like you the way you are.

  • charles

    OK here's the plan. Go to a Wal-Mart Store. Buy a 12 horse power vacuum cleaner. There about $79.00. Take the old vacuum cleaner and place it out in the back alley behind your building. Now your place will not smell like cheese.

  • charles

    Want the word to spread about The Daily Alison. Host Red Eye next time Greg is out of town. Or change the title to The Daily Alien. You could pick up more then you want. Well, just kidding. I like you the way you are.

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