Me: Can you believe I’ve been alive for this long?
My mom: Can you believe I’ve been a mother for this long?
Me: I can’t believe any of this has been going on for this long.
Me: Can you believe I’ve been alive for this long?
OK, since I am older than you, you are never allowed to talk about being old. Also, when you have reached 33 you have outlived Jesus – so that’s something to shoot for(which is freaky for me since I was raised with 12 years of Catholic school).
Oh, and Happy Birthday. You’re the best.
KarpayDM/Scott
Happy 26th Alison!
It’s like the old saying: If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Happy Birthday Ali Ro!
Your mom must be so proud of you!
You are an awesome talent!
I’m with Scott/Karpay on this one. Being soooooooo much older than you, It warms my heart to hear whippersnappers like you complain about your age.
Happy Birthday Alison! May you get all you need, and more than you want. Now get off my lawn.
Birthday numbers:
” If today is Alison’s birthday, she is living her 12,419th Day on earth. As for me, I’m 7,805.I wonder how old I am…….”
Happy Birthday Alison. May you spend the next one counting lots of $$$.
Wait a minute!! Are you older than Jesus, or only 26?!?! If you are older than Jesus, than I am too! If you are only 26, then I’ll be leaving your blog site. I’m trying to avoid interaction with little girls.
Toddrod
Happy Birthday Alison!
Mike
Hi, Alison–I wish you every happiness on your birthday!
A very Happy Birthday to you Miss Rosen!
I’ve always said I was attracted to older women! So like a fine wine, you just get better with age Ro Ro!
FYI – You aren’t old!
Happy 23rd Alison!
Happy Belated Birthday!
And please always remember (and never fergit) what my mother once told me:
It’s all downhill after 27 [grin]…