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  1. Toddrod July 18, 2008 at 11:26 am #

    That’s hilarious! Now I want a “doodle” name. I can be Toddadoodle, and we can have Tedadoodle, Brettadoodle, rbastidoodle, joeadoodle, and Alison can be AMRadoodle. How about Alidoodle? Rorodoodle?

    Toddrod

  2. Rbastid July 18, 2008 at 12:47 pm #

    I’d be a little worried about Tonydoodles, sounds less like breeding and more like what Schulz would do if he had a puppy.

    Granted the Nobel Piece prize should go to the person that thought up the Cockapoo, really now they weren’t even trying to give the poor thing a real name.

  3. Brett Jones July 18, 2008 at 2:07 pm #

    Hrm.. I’m going to have to noodle this doodle naming business.

    I’ve never had a nick name (and no, my aunts calling me Brettsy as a kid doesn’t count.), and I always thought when I was finally given one it would be a little more regal than Brettadoodle.

  4. Duane Reade July 18, 2008 at 2:17 pm #

    A doodledoodle is one of the possible outcomes when two labradoodles breed.

    1. doodledoodle (basically a labradoodle that generates twice the normal amount of poop)

    2. doodlelabra (a labradoodle that likes to perch atop pianos)

    3. labralabra (but this has only been achieved in the laboratory so far — only exists for a few hours before exploding)

    4. another labradoodle

    Also, if you cross a labrador retreiver and a poodle you never know if you’ll get a labradoodle or a poodledor. One is cute and cuddly but the other is known to eat small children alive.

    If you cross a labradoodle with a poodledor the result is either a labrapoodledoodledor or a poodlelabradordoodle.

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