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Things I am not currently getting

anything accomplished
shit done
my groove on
into trouble
into the pool
metaphorically or literally, that is
a barrel of pickles delivered to my apartment anytime soon
a barrel of monkeys delivered to my apartment anytime soon
the hang of it where it equals bull-fighting
an appreciation for sponge-painting
blood circulating in the tip of my left index finger (Raynaud’s syndrome)

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  1. Lord Melchior April 26, 2008 at 3:04 pm #

    Didn’t you learn anything from last night’s Red Eye? Barrels of Pickles and other foodstuffs are good investments. I put half of my IRA into Bear Stearns stock and the other half into pickle futures at the beginning of the year, and I still came out ahead! In the event of an apocalypse you also have plenty of food(try eating 100 shares of AAPL, it sounds better than it tastes).

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